Waking up in a city that is filled with cat statues, some of which are covered in decoupage and have a heart hidden on them somewhere. You can bid on one if you have like $400.
I shall now sing the Zelda theme for you! It goes: DOOT doot. Doo Doodleoodleooo! Doodledeedoooo! Deedeedledee-ee-dee dee! Duh nuh nuh nuh! Nuhnuh nuh nuh nuh! nuh nuh, noonoo, dee doo! doodleoo! doodleoo! doodleoo!