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Old 02-15-2007   #1
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Default absurd and lousy fanfiction!

Dammit, Jeff, I'm trying to do some schoolwork here and now I want to write some lousy fanfic! Thanks a lot, new forum description.
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Old 04-04-2007   #2
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Now's your chance Ms. Stef! The JT thread is ripe for the fanficting.
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Old 04-04-2007   #3
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I'm not sure how I'd top Jakey's, really.

I think I'm going to write a fanfic about that time JT came and helped me unpack my house and find our cellphone chargers, and there was probably some champagne involved somewhere.
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Old 04-04-2007   #4
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No, that was just sparkling cider. Sorry.
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Old 08-05-2007   #5
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JT all bout that Krystal, ya hurd.
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Old 08-05-2007   #6
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JT/Bruce Campbell slash!
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Old 08-08-2007   #7
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Throw in one of the Hansons, and you might have something there, DI.


Extra bonus if its Beck Hanson.
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Old 08-08-2007   #8
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"Slash" typically indicates same-sex erotic fanfiction. Putting one of the Hansons in with Bruce Campbell and Justin Timberlake would cause it to no longer be slash.
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on the list of terms I never needed to know existed, your definition of "slash" is definitely in the top 10. Thanks. Now every time I try to rock out to "Sweet Child of Mine" I'll end up thinking of homoerotic fanfiction. Thanks. :P
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You didn't do that before?
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Rising comic star Kate Beaton made some Mister Darcy/Elizabeth slash fic (possibly NSFW, especially if you're in a 20 mile radius of Mister Darcy at key moments):

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Just trying to get rid of the uggsgogo spambot off the main page...
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Keep fightin' the good fight!

Also: more JT fanfiction.
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