Amoeba Boy
Amoeba Boy
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I think the centipede would be the best for taking over the world. Actually taking power is easy, the hard part comes when you're tryint to stamp out the resistance that's hidden underground and in other confined, hard to get to places. The dog just wouldn't be able to fit there.
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Adorable?? Those vikings harnessed the powers of marching band! A strength that few can match!
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With bladed weapons!
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Now that's how battles should be fought.
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Probably not... I look like this! What do you (all of you) look like!
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I always thought it was, Quick! Eat Dumplings!
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For bad movies, my pick is probably You Got Served, there's no part of it that isn't laughably bad.
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No, he went right through the shaft. So instead of giving himself a cheap vasectimy, he nearly got an infected johnson.
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I know someone who tried to pierce their penis with a nail. Problem was, the nail wasn't sharp enough, so instead of getting a piercing, he ended up bleeding all over the place and had to go to the hospital. He's not very smart.
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Right now I'm looking into getting some random position helping out around the bio or chem department. Though it's only an idea, I don't even know if there are any openings or anything at all availible. I'd probably do it even if I was barely paid at all, I have a lot of free time and hate nearly everybody on my floor.
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Well our path of action is clear. We must make our own loser equation and send it to the Daily Show in the hopes that they'll correct their mistake in a future episode.
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Coincidentally, in history class today we covered when Napoleon came to power by sending out a vote to the French people asking them if they wanted him to be emperor for life. Well that's kind of coincidental.
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They're all over the place!! Who could save us!?!
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I think my favorite may be Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars, mostly because of Resisty.
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Or he lives on the north hemisphere of the sun.
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Baby seal walked into a club. And I don't care that seals don't actually walk!
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Dark Harvest and the last 30 seconds or so of Bestest Friend. Over and over and over again.
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Whatever doubts I may have had about this movie have just been eradicated.
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Yup, in a rather gruesome way, too!
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Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass after drinking too much.... Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made of himself.
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That reminds me of my old english teacher. Nothing bad ever happened, but apparantly, some parents called her a communist for teaching slaughterhouse five.
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Failure indeed. Now back to the punnery, this time, with visual aides.
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And you've lost your legs, oh no!!
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Oh you crazy upside down people! It's actually winter! I may make a remix, it's all depending on whether or not I can be funny, so probably not.
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That's definently a good thing. Stef has brown eyes!!
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Radioactive mutant zombies are a small price to pay when compared to all the other cool things the apocalypse brings with it. I especially like the huge brown rags that everyone wears.
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Your day puts my own to shame. Also I just ripped my pants, further increasing the gap in awesome between my day and yours. Congrats, Stef.
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Maybe science can't do it, but with SCIENCE! not even the sky is the limit.
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Well that's when you go back to your huge barricaded compound, refuel, and the go out again and kill as much as you can. Nearly every zombie movie has a huge barricaded compound, the only thing that fucks it up is greedy people acting stupid.
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I've never seen zombies to be much of a threat to mankind. Sure, they'd take a huge bite (sorry) out of the world population, but as soon as we bust out the tanks, there's nothing they can do.