Apathy
Apathy
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To even the odds they'll just have to give the monkeys large-caliber rifles. It's only fair.
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Excellent. At the end you may have something on your hands to rival solardeathray.com
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Awesome stuff, man. But even if it's just a prototype, it needs a name. Something like the hobo-pult.
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Why don't you just buy white ones and invest in some spray-paint and masking tape?
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Well, you are getting on in years now.
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Ok, but one more non-pun weapon first: Eyebrows that can be used as a garotte. As for pun armaments: The Elbow. And the Tomohawk.
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Maybe tiny rocket launchers built into his right nostril. And a flamethrower in the other. It'd make for great party tricks.
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I really hope so. It just wouldn't be the same without him. Maybe he'll have a new artificial limb-weapon by that point! Like a laser shooting eye. Or a shotgun leg.
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More importantly, a quick skim of IMDB reveals that Deathrace 3000 is in production. Truly the B-gods will smile upon this project.
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And then ran somebody over. Although, I was waiting for that guy to die. Way too hyper and annoying. As for the nudity? Yeah. Seriously gratuitous. And frequent. But that, once again, was the 70's for you. As soon as they were able to put the nudity into films, they did with great abandon.
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Well creepier twins can't get much creepier than that.
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That does make sense. Especially considering that Machine-Gun Joe firing off a tommy gun at the crowd of Frankenstein fans is pretty much ignored by everyone. But you've missed the biggest WTF of all: The Hand Grenade. I mean, over an hour buildup of what's under the glove, to possibly the worst visual pun in the history…
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I don't think anything was offensive back then. Except being 'close minded'. That said, maybe they just decided that seeing as how they were making a film that involves euthanasia by car, that they might as well see how far they could go with it.
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Step by step instructions on how to dance like a monkey.
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Hahahahaha. The rabbit nailed to a wall with a carrot is the best. I would love one of those.
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A ballista would be a whole order of magnitude more difficult, you'd have to be a lot more aware of the flexibility of the material etc.
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Hammy, you're my hero.
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Bugging him about it is hardly conducive to good-feeling. In other words: quit being jerk, new meat.
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For those of us who have no idea what that's about: http://www.savetheinternet.com/=threat Isn't it nice to know that your mistrust of large corporations is justified?
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Yeah, Star Wars is perfectly capable of ruining itself.
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Pit's bow breaking into two swords was really visually impressive, I'll definitely have to keep an eye out for this. Hopefully I'll have enough cash for a second console when the game is finally released.
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Why does that computer have a steering wheel?
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Happy Birthday! Welcome to adulthood, or whatever.
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Modern day Robin Hoods in Germany.
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Well considering there are only 20 million people living here now, that'd be over 100% of the population. Nice work.
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Way to pull a statistic out of your arse there.
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Yes. My English heritage is all a lie to impress the ladies.