Apathy
Apathy
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Maybe even improve on the design and get a rotisserie type deal going on in there at the same time.
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You might want to include some sort of pull-out drawer in your heart as well. So that when you melt things in it, you can clean up easily.
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Are you sure it wasn't the government posing as Khan? Or possibly even The Spanish Inquisition!.
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You are strong in the arts of paranoia. I mainly just suspect the government.
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It's good to know I'm not alone in my random paranoia.
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.....ShadowWeed?
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Gnome infestation.
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Maybe you could convert the afghan into a robot. With knitting SCIENCE!
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One of those knitted robots is wearing a knitted jumper. THE MIND BOGGLES. WITH AWESOMENESS.
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A 'half'? Not likely, because the guy who scored five would have had to score more than 2 in one of the halves. I think Kimmel was probably making a crappy joke about it being a low scoring game, which is because people apparently don't understand the draw of a game that ends with less than a hundred points on the…
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Happy birthday, have this wonderful portrait:
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Well they are the best type of camel, after all. I have no idea what they are, but I am envisioning a camel that has biological weapons in it's hump instead of fat/water. Please don't shatter my illusions with reality.
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First! That's some matter-of-fact trash talking right there.
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It doesn't matter whether or not you disagree. It's a picture of bread not toast.
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Hahaha. How does that even work? I mean, bacon doesn't even have it's own section.
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That is a badass logo.
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Actually it is bread.
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...you seriously managed to melt a credit card?
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Wow. Meccano penis. Good thing he didn't buy a Dell as well...
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Dude, it's a DelAREEAGAGAMYPANTS ARE ON FIRE!
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Happy birthday! You kids will have to share a present, but it's a doozy:
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It'd certainly put fear into the hearts of those that saw you.
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It beats working for a living. And I'd say that they weren't as hardcore as Ricki anyway. I mean, Tarzan was supposed to be the strongest of the four and Ricki punched right through his hand. And his face. Although you've got to give him credit, that didn't actually kill him.
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The best thing about Riki's girlfriend was the way she just ran off the roof of a building without even pausing. And I'm not so sure about it being a high-security prison. I mean, they hardly seemed to get locked up all that often, the prisoners just seem to wander around all day wherever they want. And the guards were…
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You've forgotten the fact that, as Pollinator already mentioned, he completely destroys an entire graveyard. Which is about as jerky as it gets. I'm pretty sure it's bad luck too. The best part of the movie has to either be when Tarzan crushed a random's head. Or when they randomly kick a dog in half. Also, it appears that…