Apathy
Apathy
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Holy crap, what is that from and why haven't I seen it yet?
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This is a double opportunity to capitalise on being a complete slacker. Truly the moment I have been waiting for my whole life. ...Although I guess I will have to shave at some point. Decisions, decisions.
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Reckon they'd hire dudes with hobo beards? This thing is just starting to hit its stride, it'd be a shame to shave it off now.
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Awesome! I must procure one of these ultra-bags.
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Nice. This looks more like what I've actually got in there though Good birthday this year. It was the culmination of a 5 day drunken celebration. The train ride home, first thing on the 6th day wasn't so great though. That culminated in a spectacular explosion of the 30 McNuggets I'd eaten the night before, all over an…
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At least you're over the awkward part of meeting one of her parents. Plus he obviously approves of you. I'd take the date, you could have fun. Worst case scenario you have a hilarious story of crazy people. Maybe you'll turn up to the date and find out that it's him in drag. You could discover a whole new level of awkward!
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Especially when we're this ancient.
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I smell delicious procrastination.
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Come visit me, you bastards. I'm convalescing and crap.
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Watching it over here. Amy's Choice was the last episode played (earlier this evening). So I'm thinking you guys are a bit ahead of me.
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Pfft. 8 bottles of beer in an hour isn't hard. Especially if it's the first hour.
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How much is in a shot? I'm thinking 60 shots of beer couldn't be more than a six-pack worth.
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Is there a lot of eating in a duck penis? Or do you get a whole bowl of them? It's so hard to know duck penis etiquette these days.
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Welcome to Bridgetown (3:30pm).
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Nah. Laser eyes maybe. Or a mechanical heart that shoot lasers. For SCIENCE!
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It's been a jerk ever since that whole Noah's Ark debacle.
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With all the techno-fetishists out there, it's only a matter of time before the repressed sex-bots turn on us and destroy us all with their real-feel action. And lasers.
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Itchy though. And, Tak, I deny that back lasers would be for defence. I would be using them to just leave a general trail of destruction in my wake.
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You just aren't appreciating the beauty of this. There are idiots that will do anything to get onto shitty reality TV shows for a 30 second 'look at this retard' spot. As evidenced by all Idol shows/variants. This guy has decided to do it on his own terms. Still looks like a retard, but now he's a retard ninja. You never…
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Now THAT is a guy with too much time on his hands. I tip my cap to you, sir.
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You're missing a major problem with this situation though. The further into the future we get, the close we are to a robot/AI apocalypse. And if that happens before a zombie apocalypse manages to get started, I'm going to be seriously pissed off.
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Apparently they 'don't have that technology' yet. I'm pretty sure they're lying to me.
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As promised: a picture of the massive incision on my back. Should end up as a pretty impressive scar. Especially considering that they'll have to cut me open again in 6 months to a year to take the Meccano back.
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Too much awesome! They're also useful for storing small items and food.
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No dramas. It's just what I do. I was pretty disappointed that they wouldn't give me a new robotic spine that shoots lasers though.