DrLeopoldStrabismus
DrLeopoldStrabismus
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I cheated nothing! There's a high score list on the site? I got lucky and hit the samurai special girl twice, which I then coupled with a downward boost, an upward boost, and then two more upward boosts when I came back in range. I was traveling (according to the game) at 100m/s horizontally.
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I sat cross-legged next to my fire, robes and rags still bundled tightly around my body and over my head. I'm sure to an onlooker I'd look more like a pile of dirty laundry than anything. My two pale hands were the only stubs of visible flesh exposed to the environment outside of my robes and even those didn't look real.…
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I'd argue but you are right.
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I barricade the door to my dual-purpose shop/apartment (or as I like to call it - my shopartment) and go through the results of the day's scavenging. Some canned fruit (a rare treat) and a package of dried meat are added to my growing pantry; I seem to find more food than I eat nowadays. I pull the sack containing the…
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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/condoleezza_rice_to_voyage_east Condoleezza Rice voyages to the orient.
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I jumped back because of (or was I propelled by?) the sudden eruption of flame from this punk's finger-snapping. Honestly, what are kids these days being taught? I was only trying to help him. "Leave," he said while unsheathing his knife. I wonder if he understands how dangerous weapons like that are? Also, where does he…
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Censoring Christmas is still censorship. I totally agree with Ron Paul on that. What I don't agree with is a House Simple Resolution saying how sweet it is. I want my religion to be transparent to my government. =[
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I always thought of Charisma as the readily perceivable things that make a person likable (AKA looks and personality). I just don't get how Charisma would play into that unless you lived in a naked society. 1D12 seems a fine way to determine penis size. 2D6 seems better. If it has to be based on any stat though I'd think…
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Sorry, there we go.
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Construction of a Modular Extraterrestrial Terraforming Pod!
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Name: Rorre Age: I dunno lol Appearance: One of those dudes who looks to be shrouded in an infinite number of cloaks to the point you have to wonder if there's even a person underneath. He does this for a constant feeling of a draft, not because he thinks it looks cool. Backstory: Well I used to travel around studying poes…
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*SPOILER* Yes it does. I could have sworn it had a heart on it. */SPOILER*
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five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand nine-hundred-and-sixty doesn't fix in a song as well.
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This looks shopped, I can te - EXCELLENT EXECUTION, MARIO!
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five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand six-hundred minutes.
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Feeding homeless only begets more homeless.
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Yeah, you hear that? FUCK YOU, Bruce.
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They're just keeping it real.
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That post has nothing to do with Mario Galaxy. Neither does this one. Please do not emulate these two posts.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usCDYYwEjKs&NR=1 Man proposes to his wife on the set of Scrubs. It's so heartwarming! I love everybody right now! Behemoth you were right, I was spreading sensationalist tripe without any data to back it. I'm sorry. Jake, we disagree on souls and shit, but we're still friends man. Amoeba Boy,…
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How is this fucked up?
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A TV is the best gift of all?
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Mario linked that earlier in this thread, but I think it is more relevant now than ever. ;_; Why aren't you online Jake? I called you for Christmas. Why didn't you call me back? I miss you, man!
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AGH this is why I want a benevolent dictatorship.
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http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/tag/japanese%20tv/page0.html/7114.html Matt Damon participates in some sort of Japanese Whistling Contest? I really don't know what's going on at all.
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Has anybody ever tried to read the Uruguay Round Agreements Act (H.R. 5110 103rd Congress)? I'm going cross-eyed with this piece of legislative spaghetti.
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Jimminy Willikers! Who remembers Sifl and Olly? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vL7bHEa7Uc&NR=1
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The same thing I mean when I say I like toast with a generous use of butter. That's not to say I like to have sexual intercourse with slightly-above-room-temperature butter, but rather that I like to eat toast with a lot of butter. If you wail on any note of the verse, all the mobile, non-hostile bioluminescent critters…
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Oh oh! One other thing I like was how unlinear it was. Mithalas or The Kelp Forest? Go wherever you want! Also, with some patience and generous use of The Verse, one could travel through The Abyss right from the start of the game. EDIT: Not that I did, I'm just saying is all.
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I think my biggest gripe was that the game was not as difficult as it could have been; by that I mean battles were not too hard. I think this could have been changed by limiting the amount of food items you could eat per minute, or making the enemy fire less avoidable. At times during the game I was reminded of Ikaruga,…