DrLeopoldStrabismus
DrLeopoldStrabismus
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I am glad that fungwah lives in Jakey's brain.
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I think he's doing the replays in his head incase it ever happens again; most likely not incase he ever gets the ability to time travel. Although, I COULD be wrong.
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:Q I'm sorry, man! I've never been mugged before. I don't know what it's like. I hope I never find out.
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So you don't feel strongly about wanting the government watching me, right?
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Jack Nicholson's the same way.
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Lauren, have you ever felt strongly about anything? If so, what?
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Although I don't think that what a person does in the privacy of their own home without harming others should be illegal! Lauren wants more government intervention, though, so pot can stay illegal. =[
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You pitch more tents.
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Do I come off as a drug user/dealer?
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Those aren't Nazis. Those are Nihilists. Those men are cowards.
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METAPHORM!
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I'm saying you're bisexual.
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I have forgiven Pittsburgh.
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Actually. Are any of your Chinese friends interested in improving their English communication skills? Do they like just talking about bullshit on the internet? Invite them here! I wouldn't mind doing a language exchange. I understand you could just, like, talk to them in PERSON, but you are not always around. Plus, you…
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That's our Pittsburgh!
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Jake is a sausage that you can put other sausages inside of.
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Let the record show that I do not want society to disintegrate into running through the woods, surviving on each individual's wits. I want ME to disintegrate into running through the woods, surviving on my wits. I'm saying I want to go camping.
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I have read Lord of the Flies. I urge you to read Walden. ...which I have never read myself. Is it any good?
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None of those things are set in stone. Insurance policies can be changed by the insurance companies. Inheritance can be taken care of with a will. What benefits are you refering to? Taxes? Income tax is stupid. We've all grown up with such huge, intrusive governments in our lives. Of course we're scared to try something…
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Lauren. Every girl is like that. Every girl also thinks they are unique in the fact that they prefer guys over girls. I need you to know that you are not alone. Question is - how many of these girls are down for a gang bang from their group of guy friends?
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Okay, what vegetables do I need to eat to make my life that awesome?
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I am down with that sickness, yo!
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What can a civil union provide that a contract between two people can not? Cut the government all the way out I say!
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In marriage's current state, it is a contract between three entities: two people and their government. Frankly, the idea of a marriage license is ridiculous. Did George Washington have a marriage license with Martha? Did any of our founding fathers enter into a contract with their spouses and their congress? Just this idea…
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This interview is over.
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Look, you don't need to be skilled to be an astronaut. You need to be a kiss-ass to be an astronaut. This is how our military officer ranks work, especially the aviation ranks. Pilots (and by that extension astronauts) have never been the brightest of officers. Sure, there are your bright stars here and there, but for the…
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Yeah, but he says he didn't know how he got out of that situation! HOW DID HE GET OUT OF THAT SITUATION! Did the credits roll? Was it a Deus ex Machina!!! Oh shit. A train just crushed my office. BRB.
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So you blacked out? Did he just walk away like a pussy? I can not accept that you forgot the details of this story.
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Oh shit, that's what I get for not reading. I hope those schools are gun-free zones by merit of the schools, and not by merit of state laws!
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As I understand it, there is no current law banning concealed carry of guns on university property in Texas. I want you to understand that I am not advocating that everybody get a gun. What I am advocating is that things stay the way they are, AKA: that there continues to be no current law banning concealed carry of guns.…