DrastickBlowDown
DrastickBlowDown
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E) Pigs fly out of my ass
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I have a big problem sleeping if I'm alone in the apartment/house. My roommate feels the same way. It's hard to relax if there's not another human being in the house.
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I was going to vote McCain, and then he chose his VP. Now I don't know who to vote for anymore. It'll probably still be McCain.
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I second that! Show them your wang!
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I have no problem trying new foods when I'm alone, but even if one other person is there I become the pickiest eater in the world.
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I wont be able to make it tonight, somebody else is going to have to start it and let me in later on.
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Here here!
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I'm just a big ball of social disorders and mental problems.
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One of the reasons the drinking age is 21 is because of the development of your brain. Basically it's relatively more safe to drink after 21 than before 21.
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All I know is my computer needs ALOT of surgery before Starcraft 2 comes out...
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I'm sorry! I had a moment of weakness!! Don't leave me, my darling!
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I had sex with a woman for the first time in like... 3 MONTHS!!! Also, we're dating now! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
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Because you don't love us?
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I still dont see the alure fo TF2. Translation: I haven't played it and want to.
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It has to have "ball" in the name to be a sport. Baseball? Sport. Football? Sport. Basketball? Sport. Golf? Not a Sport. Pinball? Sport!
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Baseball is a sport. Period.
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Ok I officially need to get drunk.
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I'm under the impression that you broke my heart first.
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Oh, she can't be that gross.... .....can she? Im scared!!
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I'm under the impression that we have too many Matts.
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ZuranWierding: SCOTT! ReallyCleanSocks is idle at 5:19:11 PM. ZuranWierding: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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I love you, hlavco! I'm not even drunk....
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You should use them for tension in your tiny machinery. If all else fails, you can use them to make little wind-back cars. ^_^
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He's only lying to himself, really.
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I never had braces, but I think they're sexy! Does that count?
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Drink whiskey. It's good for you. Also, bourbon. And scotch. If you're feeling freaky, sake.
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I'll leave that to Mr. Jake. Also, welcome female. Now we have too many of you.
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Your soul.
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Hey guys let's protest against pot! ..... ....guys?
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America is busy. The world can fuck off for a while.