DustinTheWind
DustinTheWind
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So that explains why spambots keep trying to bring old, dead threads back to life...
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Yeah, I was trying to fit in a joke about how your dialect is "strangely pseudo-Elizabethian (or perhaps Victorian or Meredithian, you're not sure) despite the fact that the world around you is clearly medieval," but I couldn't get it to work. And I welcome the lecture! I'm always willing to learn new things.
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I didst say that thy INTERNAL MONOLOGUE was done quite poorly. However, I will assure thou that there is a CURE for it. Oh, and thou hast no WOOL to chew.
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Thou removest thy face from the mud and the mud from thy face and lookest around. Unfortunately, thou seemest unable to see in pictures anymore. Rather, thou dost see entirely in written DESCRIPTIONS in that same INTERNAL MONOLOGUE. Thou art lying in a puddle of MUD, on the side of a roade, in a medieval HAMLET. Before you…
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I know, right? Like that dumpster they were advertising the other day! It's one of those things that, once you have it, you can't imagine life without it!
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Oh, don't get me wrong: I loved it. Carl is one of my favorite characters, following Lloyd. However, aside from the revelation that all deaths contribute to Link's "score," it doesn't seem to add to the plot. Unless of course Myu et. al. are going to show up again in the climax.
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Sorry, Quarik, I seem to have lost my connection and can't reestablish. Looks like y'all will just have to explore the caves without me. It's just as well. I didn't have any torches. If there's one thing I've learned, it's this: never go spelunking without a light source unless you want to spend 27 comics in a filler arc.
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That's because you're a communist fool, Rumble Red.
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So you mean every word that I say you said? Excellent.... Pardon me whilst I craft the most efficient and profitable means of exploiting this.
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Fixed your quote
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Nah, you just need the right cards.
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Oh, yes, Rifftrax is a lifesaver. I could never have gotten through the Star Wars Holiday Special without it.
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Not quite youtubin' since they took it off of youtube, but... [link removed due to illegality] For those of you who haven't heard of it, Mystery Science Theater 3000 is a fantastic show from the 90's that basically shows old movies and makes fun of them. The premise, as explained in the opening credits, is that a janitor…
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I have discovered over the past few days that one should be wary of any product that feels the need to advertise the fact that it is, in fact, edible. Avoid "Potted Meat Food Product" if at all possible.
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As soon as I read that post, I couldn't help myself...
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Bad jokes are shunned by most self-respecting online communities. However, I feel neither self respect nor the desire to conform, so I hereby welcome you. Besides, there's a sort of exquisite revolting appreciation for terrible humor that I think everyone should develop. It's sort of like a taste for b-movies or Limburger…
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Very nice. Love the consistency. ...but will there be update?
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Knock over the stock ticker and push the ticker tape to the base of the door. Then, using the beachball as a trampoline again, knock the torch over. Ignore the red key hidden therein and use the ticker tape as kindling to burn the wooden door down.
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Looks like an all-nighter tonight, in preparation for a presentation on the morrow. Then I have another presentation Friday that I am not ready for, so there's another late night to follow. FUNTIMES! I fully and completely agree with the above statement.
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I log in to a dead character, and for some reason I can't respawn. Does anyone know if this problem is serverside or clientside? Edit: nevermind, I got through.
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Over the past 4 years, I've developed a bit of a personal tradition: during finals week, I do not shave. This hasn't ever been that big of a deal for me, as I usually only shave about twice a week anyway (though I'm starting to need about three). Plus, as I neither like the look nor the feel of the horrible chinmoss that…
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Which is one of the reasons I'm petitioning to change my state's motto. "Friendship" is pretty weak. I think "Texas: Because the Rest of Y'all Need to Grow Some Balls" has a nice ring to it, and encapsulates the basic mindset of most of the populace.
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Wait, what? There are RAPTORS now!?
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Oooh, I love sour gummi candy! I've had stuff like what you're showing before (except it was sour apple, not orange), and I thought it was great. My mouth is watering just at the sight...
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They're perfectly legal nationally. They're just illegal in certain states.
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And speaking of robots... Seriously, what is the point of a spambot? It's the advertising equivalent of walking up to someone mid-conversation and hitting them in the knees with a 2x4 printed with your logo.
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The heck? How did a griefer find this server? Would it be possible to put a password on this world?
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Oh, geez. How bad is the damage? The entire glass ceiling or just part?
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"A ninja assassin who has a strange and doomed destiny, a wooden leg, and a typewriter and a down-on-their luck transvestite from Hoboken who has a manic intensity and bad childhood memories discover the last outpost of civilization in this urban western set in a roadhouse and a place at the bottom of the sea." via…
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I hope that was sarcasm. In case it wasn't, the everburning wood glitch was fixed, so that wouldn't work.