KhanFusion
KhanFusion
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One spoonful of honey: -Calm Nerves Two spoonfuls of honey: -??? Three hundred billion-trillion spoonfuls of honey: -Profit!
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Everyone, I would like to direct your attention to an old entry of mine. Go ahead, it won't bite.
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Re: Pedo-man story. That's the first reaction a pedophile would probably have, too. Interesting. Re: Retards believing stupid shit a recruiter tells them - Wait, you mean we're in a war right now... thats on the news every single day... but if I join the Army I won't get put into combat? Like, ever? And I can just quit…
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There are many instances where a diagnosis of "dumbass" would be appropriate, but in this case.... no, he's more insane than retarded.
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Thats the point...... jeez
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"Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend." The fact that the prefix "ex" wasn't added that sentence dismays and intrigues me.
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I borrowed Versus from a friend about a month ago. I had intended to see it with other friends who have also not seen the movie. It sits out in my car as I type this... In any case, I have seen the "sequel" to Versus, however. It was interesting.
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Holy shit, lawyers can fill in blanks, now? They'll be unstoppable!
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Well damn, I never thought of it that way. Hmm, maybe eyelashes could be genetically engineered to do other useful things, like fighting bacteria and doing my taxes.
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Or, everyone could simply make a $1.16 profit twice a week, and gambling organizations will have to suck it like they should. Personally, I see this "service" being used to posthumously send letters to people after suicides or murder-suicide rampages. If this service stays around longer than a few years, I see the…
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Wow, are high-tech eyelashes really the new frontier in cosmetic engineering? Or, more imporantly, are perfect eyelashes really that damned important? And here I was thinking that people gave more of a crap about stuff like being as big as a house, or having lots of big moles and warts in places where moles and warts just…
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I use shorthand when texting on phones. Because hittin those two extra keys are a pain in the ass if you have work to do. Or if you're driving.
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Shallow women? Who ever heard of such a thing?
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Onlinese is a bastard language, spoken by churls and cyborg degenerates.
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I thought the major contributing factor to not riding bikes in Canada is the fact that there's a whole lot of nothing up there.
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Holy Shit, I can't believe Flint's been legal for a whole week and I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some plane tickets, a passport, and a stun gun to acquire. Here, be distracted by this picture.
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Snow my God?
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You can't learn cunninglingus in a classroom. You have to be out there to learn it, man.
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I'm not opening any RAR associated with Anna. She has computer herpes.
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Tell 'em about the bums that ate your dog.
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You've never smoked pot before, have you?
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That was far more tasteful than many of the cartoons I've seen that were based upon this incident.
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In before Columbine.
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My highschool chem teacher wasn't close to be cool as all that. She didn't even try to have sex with me once.
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Are you kidding? My entire entrance into this conversation is due to semantics!
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Me and a friend/classmate/ex-girlfriend did perform a number of liquid nitrogen demonstrations in front of a class of young-graders. We made ice-cream, and finale'd the event with a dumping of excess Liquid Nitrogen upon hot concrete. I learned a fuckload about SCIENCE that day, including the fact that: A) A little…
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I stole my brother's research on the efficacy of commercial meat-tenderizers and the relative Ph of meat samples. I won third place.
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I'm quite saddened too, don't believe otherwise. It's still definitely an accident. The only thing in question here is the "freak" adjective. I do see the point about how unlikely it was that he'd be killed by something far less dangerous than the things he constantly messed with, also. EDIT: Grammar is a useless tool of…
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Well, that would be ironic, then. EDIT: Daughter's show? Isn't the daughter far too young to have a show?
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I fully understad how unlikely it is that he would be killed by a stingray... However, he was killed in a filming of a documentary about deadly fucking animals. This is not irony, and this is not freak occurance. He was killed doing something that was self-titled as dangerous. It would be similar to someone saying "in a…