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• I don't know what I like more, the bearded pickle or the bepimpled teen!

  in Brew 34 Comment by Professor MacJake March 2006
• OBU offers certificate programs in STUPID! but no bachelors or masters at this time.

  in Brew 33: the boondock snorks Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• The cur!!

  in Comfort me Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• We only offer degrees in SCIENCE! and General Slackery at the moment.

  in Brew 33: the boondock snorks Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• Did John ever say why he needed comforting?

  in Comfort me Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• Is there a difference between Target and Walmart? sure, Walmart seems more sinister, but don't they both drive small businesses out of town?

  in 118th! Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• Nazis Cockblocked Again Ex-Taliban enrolled at Yale

  in Return of the Son of the Effed-Up News Thread Returns Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• when Christ returns.

  in Don Knotts died, and no one told me Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• gasp! improper use of my trademarks! you'll pay, Heidi! Oh how you'll pay! Also: I like this Brew.

  in Brew 33: the boondock snorks Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• my God, did I live until this moment?

  in A Thread For Khan Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• I love it all! Especially the McJakied oranges!

  in Things look different Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• *tugs at collar nervously*

  in AIM Convo Thread Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• I never said I wasn't an AIM retard.

  in AIM Convo Thread Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• What Amoeba Boy didn't tell you is that I use gAIM which inexplicablly changes my buddy list lineup based on the number of convos I have with each buddy. So it's always changing and my confusement ensues. I could try and figure out how to make it stop but I have no time for that! I have people to see, and problems to…

  in AIM Convo Thread Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• Doctor McPhearson? Damn, I'm bad at this.

  in He's a Doctor. He knows SCIENCE. Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• I can't think of something funny, so I shoot for obscurity! and absurdity! and...something-ity

  in 117th! Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• What is this? An alien?

  in Look what I made! Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• Mystery Blob Eating Downtown LA

  in Return of the Son of the Effed-Up News Thread Returns Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• You know how to cheat in the Monopoly CD-ROM game? I've always wondered how to do that! Tell me! Tell me now!!!

  in well, since it looks like no one else is going to... happy birthday, me! Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• wouldn't he be Britain's oldest and greatest hero? or are you leaving out the Scottish and the Welsh, you insensitive monster!?!?

  in Like that doll maker thing Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• But God always existed! Thus, he has no birthday!

  in well, since it looks like no one else is going to... happy birthday, me! Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• I demand a recount!

  in First Post Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• 20 Bees Man!!1! Indecision is my weakness too! I feel his pain.

  in Brew 32: Belly Button Lips Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• Confucius say: (expletive)

  in Return of the Son of the Effed-Up News Thread Returns Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• oh man, I'm a sucker for inanimate objects that can talk

  in Brew 31: Chin From Hell Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• (20:38:37) zeldacomic: Witch's Brew was your birthday wish?!? (20:38:47) Jake of Laurania: well, it was one of them (20:38:53) Jake of Laurania: I make a wish for every candle I blow out (20:39:02) zeldacomic: nice (20:39:05) Jake of Laurania: Witch's Brew was #15 (20:39:14) zeldacomic: but you can only have one birthday…

  in First Post Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• MY BIRTHDAY WISH CAME TRUE WHOAMG

  in First Post Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• Tiki Bar TV! (Video): A video podcast made by sophisticated misfits in a bachelor pad. Learn a new "tiki" style cocktail each episode! Pros: Hot girl, pseudo-SCIENCE! and alcohol! Cons: Updates even less often than the Orange Belt Community Podcast!

  in Recommend Other Podcasts! Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• It reminds me of a penis.

  in Familiar-looking t-shirt Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
• Aren't you allergic to alcohol and computers and Finns, Lang?

  in Nerds and alcohol abuse Comment by Professor MacJake February 2006
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