Professor MacJake

This bothered me more than the giant crab man. The Llama-headed man playing a sitar, on the other hand, really grounded the film for me. I don't care if this what the movie meant to portray or not I still thought of it when I went to sleep that night

in So who's seen "300"? Comment by Professor MacJake March 2007

OMG HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL YOUR NAME RIGHT AND YOU TRUST HIM TO REPORT YOUR DEATH

in In case of death Comment by Professor MacJake March 2007

It means you should call me, big boy.

in The "Post What You're Thinking" Thread! Comment by Professor MacJake March 2007

Curse you, Mario! I had the poll edited in Kirby's favor, but then I thought that would be too underhanded and reverted it!

in The Orange Belt Sprite Comic Contest #14: Poll Decides Comment by Professor MacJake March 2007

clearly, Kirby was the winner.

in The Orange Belt Sprite Comic Contest #14: Poll Decides Comment by Professor MacJake March 2007

and another fine thread comes back to gangster rap at the Orange Belt

in In case of death Comment by Professor MacJake March 2007

I can't speak for Amoeba Boy, but the whole "EVERYONE MUST BE WILLING TO DIE FOR FREEDOM AT THE DROP OF A HAT" sounded a little too War on Terror propaganda-y for my liking.

in So who's seen "300"? Comment by Professor MacJake March 2007

I have to admit, I went in with very low expectations (I didn't particularly care for Sin City) but WOWIE KAZOWIE. I really enjoyed it, and highly recommend it as well! Just don't expect any sort of semblance to authentic historical record, which I think is silly to do in the first place but some critics seem to be on a…

in So who's seen "300"? Comment by Professor MacJake March 2007

I already offered when you mentioned this days ago! This thread is somewhat unnecessary!

in In case of death Comment by Professor MacJake March 2007

Oh man, that Archived Zelda Comic website brings back the memories! Congratulations, Zelda Comic!

in "'Til after five years / If you'll live that long" Comment by Professor MacJake March 2007

I changed it slightly to show that I am indeed looking over my shoulder, and am not as portly as the original suggests.

in Professor MacJake! Comment by Professor MacJake March 2007

Was it because of John Filleau? John Filleau did something, right? I think it was John Filleau.

in The Orange Belt Sprite Comic Contest #13: Featuring 4th Gen pokemon! Comment by Professor MacJake March 2007

I prefer SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE

in Professor MacJake! Comment by Professor MacJake March 2007

I initially thought it was taken from a legit Game Boy game, until your entry proved otherwise. Kudos!

in Tinkerin' Comment by Professor MacJake March 2007

Thanks, Nuki. It's just a photoshop of a picture of myself in my trenchcoat and porkpie hat, solving a mystery.

in Professor MacJake! Comment by Professor MacJake March 2007

Challenge To Incest Laws

in Return of the Son of the Effed-Up News Thread Returns Comment by Professor MacJake March 2007

Does anyone else have a problem with the kids making fun of her religion not getting into trouble while all this nonsense happens to her?

in Return of the Son of the Effed-Up News Thread Returns Comment by Professor MacJake March 2007

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/02/26/gibson-iraq-media/ It's one thing to have a bunch of meaningless shit paraded out in order to distract us from soul crushing failure. It's another thing to openly acknowledge it.

in Welcome Home from the War Comment by Professor MacJake March 2007

Forumite Destructor Eliminate the annoying punks who can't seam to freaking read any or all of the posts in any of the threads with a single button!