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• Happy Birthday!

  in Happy Birthday Hamelin!!! Comment by Professor MacJake December 2006
• Newgrounds is teeming with the refuse of decent society, locked into a self perpetuating cycle of latent homophobia/homosexuality, racism, and bad grammar -- people that five hundred years ago would have been forced to live alone in lean-tos on the edge of a forest, wallowing in their own filth and sadistic madness,…

  in So...who has their Wii? Comment by Professor MacJake December 2006
• Happy Birf-day!!1!

  in Happy Birthday MARIO! Comment by Professor MacJake December 2006
• Tada! See if you can spot the reference to John's illicit past! Although we still love you, John, and are proud that you have moved on from your decadent lifestyle.

  in The fifteenth return of Cramped Bitmap! Comment by Professor MacJake December 2006
• You will pay for this treachery, John.

  in The fifteenth return of Cramped Bitmap! Comment by Professor MacJake December 2006
• OH LORD, LET NOW THY SERVANT NOW DEPART IN PEACE FOR MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THY SALVATION WHICH THOU HAST PREPARED A LIGHT UNTO THE GENTILES AND THE BRINGING OF GLORY TO THY PEOPLE ALL HAIL CRAMPED BITMAP

  in The fifteenth return of Cramped Bitmap! Comment by Professor MacJake December 2006
• Priest raps stepfather's public love for Dyess

  in Return of the Son of the Effed-Up News Thread Returns Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• I now regret my decision.

  in So...who has their Wii? Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• cheater! you just looked at the file name!

  in Google Sketchup Rules! Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• I'm a power drunk bastard! I DEMAND EVERY POST IN THIS THREAD HAVE A PENIS JOKE

  in So...who has their Wii? Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• I was tempted to put this in its own thread, but ah well. The Legend of Zelda Retrospectives!!! 6 exciting videos! Recaps of all your favorite games! Wild speculation on a somewhat plausible timeline for the games! Yayzorz! EDIT:...although, now that I think about it, I really don't like their explanation of the…

  in The Legend of Zelda Series Thread (Twilight Princess SPOILER ALERT) Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• Done and done. I also corrected the spelling errors in your post while I was in the neighborhood. ^_^

  in Orange Belt Sprite Comic Contest #7: Final Fantasy Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• Quiet, you fool! He's doing it on purpose! And every time you express bewilderment he is drawn to do it more! He feeds on discord, fear and panic, you see. The fiend!

  in I'm Making a Comic! Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• John, I hate you. I went that site and was immediately presented an explicit up-close photograph of a man engaged in coitus with his dog. He was fucking his dog.

  in The mysteries of 4chan, specifically the /b/ channel and its denizens the /b/tards. Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• Not needing to learn French?! What kind of horrific nightmare of a job is this!?

  in Have you considered a career overseas? Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• Well, to be fair, you did sound a tad condescending. Regardless, let's drop this before it escalates further and just get back to talking about penises or whatever this thread is about.

  in So...who has their Wii? Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• Perhaps it hasn't been adjusted for inflation (evidenced by the fact that it is given in Francs and not Euros), but that pay rate sucks! 750 US Dollars a month? yeesh!

  in Have you considered a career overseas? Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• BECAUSE I SAY SO

  in Have you considered a career overseas? Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• Yeah, I don't believe that at all.

  in The Revenge of the Spawn of the Somewhat Amusing News Thread Strikes Back Thread Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• Do you think I wanted to be Professor MacJake? I stopped using the "McJake" nickname in real life years ago, but people on teh interwebz know me as that and I don't want to confuse people. You don't want to be a jerk and confuse people...do you? Furthermore, I'll be damned before I let anyone show me up by changing their…

  in Name Changing? Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• eep! I don't know if I should gaze upon its forbidden glory!

  in Favorite Episode Thread Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• Happy Birthday!

  in Happy birthday, Jason! Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• Heh, I just noticed a partial copyright notice in one of the pictures! Someone should contact the proper authorities!

  in EPISODE 284: RE-CAPS Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• You'd also need a Virtual Boy! And several bottles of eyedrops

  in Guitar Hero 2. Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• Jesus, I feel so old now.

  in The Revenge of the Spawn of the Somewhat Amusing News Thread Strikes Back Thread Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• Arrest Made After Toddler Molested Live Online Army Recruiters Accused of Misleading Students to Get Them to Enlist

  in Return of the Son of the Effed-Up News Thread Returns Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• HOORAY FOR SELF-NARRATED WALKING!

  in EPISODE 284: RE-CAPS Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• IS IT ALL CAPS DAY ALREADY A YEAR GOES BY SO FAST SUNRISE SUNSET SUNRISE SUNSET SWIFTLY FLOW THE DAYS SEEDLINGS TURN OVERNIGHT TO SUNFLOWERS BLOSSOMING EVEN AS WE GAZE

  in HAPPY ALL-CAPS DAY! Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• Owww, my street cred!

  in CYTROLL Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
• Well, he's merely touting the merits of a United European Commonwealth. He wouldn't have to talk it up if it were already in place!

  in CYTROLL Comment by Professor MacJake November 2006
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