Serephel
Serephel
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Later in August the better for me. I am planning to swing up towards Vancouver around Sept. 3rd or so for Tanya's wedding. I can get a return flight to Shanghai from San Fran or anywhere else that has a layover in Vancouver, so I was just going to delay it for a day or two and go to the wedding then. So, weekend of August…
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I will be making a trip to Slutshole Lane the first time I go to the UK. And Titty Ho. And Wetwang.
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Besides, I am too dignified to make a poo joke.
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If I was playing team dodgeball, I always loved a different kind of fake out. I would lob one ball high into the air, like it was a crappy throw. Someone would get under to try and get an easy catch, and then I'd whip the second ball at them quick. It worked a few times for me, but if I missed then I'd probably get out.
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At least he's not wishing for a magic wand like Bush always did.
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Yeah, I couldn't catch at all, so I just got good at dodging instead. I always found a good dodge more satisfying than a good catch.
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I was a pussy in high school. I remember one giant of a man came charging at me with a ball, and I just threw my arms up in the air and told him "Let's just make this easier for the both of us; I'll just sit down". He laughed and called me wise. A small bit of pride was worth not having a giant red ball rocket towards my…
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What's in a name...
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*shakes fist angrily* Technomancy..!
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I don't care what we eat, as long as it's not Chinese. I only get a collective two or three weeks out of the year to eat real non-Chinese food, so I make the most of it.
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...fish and chips?
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Blow-up doll sex suspect arrested in Australia
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Needs more tabasco.
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I LOVE this music. I spent about the first 500 seconds of the game before I figured out how to scroll. Once I did that I started figuring them out. The colors one was hard. I figured that out when I entered the dev. name.
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I saw it on CNN international's website. I read it because I have a friend here who loves Kaka, and I didn't really know who he was.
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North Texas women line up for free cosmetics
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Come on guys, this one is simple. It is scientifically proven that all fish have at least a moderate amount of technomancy. While I'm not certain how much remains in fish/hat hybrids, I would guess that there is enough for this situation. Fishhat needs to tap its inner technomancy to activate the laser.
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Sadly, no. Just imagine what you could do with that extra head though...
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I wish work was cancelled for today too :P
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These are kids saying this, god? You can assume that they're repeating what their parents say, and you can also assume that their parents are probably too stupid to contribute anything of value to society.
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What a coincidence! My penis is also an aphrodisiac.
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Sorry, I should have been more specific. I thought it was obvious. They served it with turtle shells. That's the problem. They should have served it with hot dogs, kielbasa, or at the very least a plate of bananas on the side. I've eaten turtle before. I have not yet ingested testicles though. But I've got another year or…
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The birds are organized. They are smart. And they are on suicide missions to ground our nation's aircraft. Another aircraft grounded after hitting bird
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It was dedicated to you, Mario.
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I now have three bottles of tabasco sauce in my apartment, and a bottle of Frank's Red Hot Wing sauce. It makes me happy. Sometimes when I'm too lazy to cook, I just make a big batch of rice and cover it in wing sauce. It tastes delicious. Oh! And my mom sent me Old El Paso taco kits for Christmas! My Christmas presents…
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I went to a karaoke bar with 9 other people from work on Friday night. Normally karaoke bars in China have a very poor English song selection; their artist selections are random at best, and they only have one or two songs for each artist. As I was scrolling the list of artists in disappointment (they didn't even have…
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My comment about crabgrass was a Simpsons reference... Zlam, they most likely do. They serve lots of crazy stuff here. Why last Friday I went out to eat with some colleagues from work, and the restaurant had a signature dish of turtle shell and bull testicles. It even had a big full page picture to look at. Also, the cat…
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There's nothing wrong with crabgrass. It just has a bad name, that's all. Everyone would love it if it had a cute name, like, uh, elf grass.
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Peta sucks, and they have too much time on their hands. That's every story.