Serephel
Serephel
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Damn dude, you're improving.
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wat
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If you live in America, and you are depressed, you are a fucking douchebag. You never have to worry about food, you can get an education, you don't suffer from human rights violations, you are not victims of rampant political corruption, and you don't have people trying to enact genocide on you, your family, and everyone…
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I really need to buy an electric razor. I am just retarded with blades. My face looks like somebody tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.
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Youtube was blocked during the Tibetan events, but it's back now, albeit stupidly slow. I know wikipedia goes up and down, but I usually check it once a week in passing. This time it worked, so I want to make sure I take advantage of it, since I don't know when it will go back down.
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Didn't you try to do that once a few years ago?
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Hey, it's not a bad thing. My facial hair grows fast enough to where you can tell if I've shaved or not that day. But, if I shave every day, my face gets all red and irritated, because my face is like soft baby skin. Certainly not because I'm retarded with a razor. Most definitely not.
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Hey, being a corporate monkey isn't that bad. I'm the most popular guy at my company. In other parts of the world, being white is a good thing.
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The English gods are watching over you. Your visit to Fordham was their test, to make sure you were truly dedicated to studying English no matter the cost. You should pay them tribute and have sex on a pile of Medieval literature.
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Wow! I wore my Space College shirt today, and the Orange Belt gods rewarded me with a new Space College comic! While in China, this shirt has the power to get me new comics, to allow me to find Mountain Dew in this communist land, and it's helped me to do very, very well with the ladies, catch my hidden meaning. The really…
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Be careful everyone! Jakey speaks nothing but LIES! He loves us now, but it is only a matter of time before he sobers up and becomes his deceitful, hateful self again. He will soon break all of our hearts again with his declaration of contempt for us all. Don't buy tickets for the Professor MacJake Roller Coaster of Love…
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It's amazing how creationists recite the same ideas over and over again, almost word for word. God damnit....
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Ha... ho?
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...guncocks?
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Well, everyone cross dresses a little and keeps a pretty silk red dress hidden behind the sock drawer in my closet for nights when I want to feel special. But to have to cross the highway to eat? That's just silly.
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LASERS???? Ultra-fast lasers: Zapping with the light fantastic
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BLASTOISE IS MINE
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Actually, this news story is more interesting than I initially suspected. I've been talking to a lot of Chinese about this issue, and not a single one of them believes this is an accident. Not one. They're not conspiracy theorists or anything, but this all goes down to the mega-issue that is Taiwan.
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More fucked up news to help you in further hating humanity: Man gets 25 years for microwaving baby
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The creepy thing is that the frozen rod idea is exactly how illithid will have his first child.
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The English language does not have the capabilities within its corpus to talk about a "person" like this. I don't know about the kid though. I'm trying to be open minded about the whole ordeal, because they could be good people at heart and fully capable of taking care of a child, but I can't imagine that kid is going to…
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That reminds me of this one family I knew that believed in SCIENCE! When their kid got sick, they believed in the power of SCIENCE, so they went to a fucking hospital.
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DOUBLE POST OMG U.S. says missile parts mistakenly sent to Taiwan
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Heathrow's Down-and-Out Jet Set
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How did I miss this until now? I must hate all of you, I guess. I found it quite amusing, I listened to it on my commute to work just now. I did notice the chapter functions! Those were cool. Well, I look forward to episode 8 when that comes out in 2011!
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This article is kinda old, from August of 2006, but I don't things have changed much since then. U.S. Lags World in Grasp of Genetics and Acceptance of Evolution
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Well, Youtube had been blocked for the last week or two, but it's finally back up. Unfortunately, it is still slow as hell, and I can only see the first ten seconds of that video until it just forgets what it's loading and stops. That ten seconds though is the stuff of nightmares. That grinding...
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Not until I got home! As far as the Chinese know, I am a tank!
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I successfully got home last night after 8 hours of drinking!
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Huh. I'm conflicted. I mean, on one hand, people who want child pornography are fueling the demand for it, thus hurting children who are parts of those videos. So the people who want it must be taken down. But to dawn raid people for just cliking a fake link? I dunno. Clicking a link is easy, it requires no thought and…