Serephel
Serephel
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Nice Japanese School teacher reference there RCS. Let me tell you from experience. Your Gaijin powers only work depending on your size. I am 5 foot 10 to 5 foot 11, depending on weather. I'm 160 pounds of sleek, solid muscle, with about 30 pounds of other stuff. My Gaijin powers barely worked. I could more or less Smash…
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The teleporter hiccups, and it reassembles you as a hideous mess of bones, blood, and skin. I wish I had more beer. Edit: I got my wish.
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I just hope that when I'm old I'll romance Japanese women in their 20's to their 70's, sometimes more than one at a time. ...so glad my girlfriend doesn't speak English, or she'd be pissed about that.
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73-year-old porn star bedazzles Japan's aged
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Anyone know about this advertisement? Communism does not accept Mexican food, so I have no idea. 50 Cent says Taco Bell stole his endorsement
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Haha! I knew you'd like that EU one. You get no fish finger sandwiches. In your anger, you accidentally kill a hobo. You then decide you might as well not let him go to waste. Speaking of food, I wish to eat dumplings for lunch today.
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No, Japanese girls don't carry mace. Japan has an incredibly low crime rate, and it's not uncommon to see young children riding the trains late at night without parents. Now, they MIGHT scream and call you a pervert, causing everyone to stare at you, but if you're not Asian, chances are they'll be staring at you anyway.
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The EU shits on that idea and builds a big wall around its borders. It then invades Britain and tells you how to run your economy and government. I wish I had a Mountain Dew.
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It gets in your eye. I wish I were an incubus.
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John looks freaking evil. He's got like a half moustache, and a monocle.
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Give credit where's due! That's also Behemoth's hand around my neck.
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Jake confirms the wretched truth, no one loves you. I wish I were gifted at uromancy.
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Talking about breasts. It makes some people uncomfortable.
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Playstation 2 component incites African war
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Yay Mish! Glad everything is okay for you.
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China invades UK. You're communist now. Like me. I wish I had a cheeseburger.
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ROFLWAFFLES
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You try to wiki up an adventure until you realize that using wiki as a verb in this context is unclear, and you're not sure what to do with it. So you do nothing. Blah. I wish to make friends with a biologist who manages to splice genes of ostriches enough to create a chocobo, which they then give me as a gift.
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To me it seems like they're just squatting on the technology. So they made a patent. Good for them, did they make any effort to do anything with them? My patent law is really rusty, but I remember a tiny bit. You can only patent something that is nonintuitive. You cannot patent something that somebody else could just as…
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MY GOD IT IS FLAWLESS
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Yo quiero decir, 言語を話すこと 是很难. 我觉得 that language is 完全ではない。 Nosotoros somos diferentes, 还有你们听不懂我说的东西。 もしお前ら自分の言語がわからなかったら、how can you expect others who speak it as a second language to understand?
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You go on an adventure! You collect your life savings, you prepare nothing but a backpack, and you begin your epic journey! And as you step out into the street you fail to see the semi truck until it introduces its front guard to your face. I wish it were not so hot outside.
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I still don't see what the problem is. Nobody's perfect; in fact most people are far from it. But most people learn to accept that fact, and they learn to accept it in their boyfriends or girlfriends or husbands and wives. Girls, you might not find a boy with as flat a stomach as you like, or as thick of hair as you like.…
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No no, you're taking it the wrong way. What we've been trying to say is that all breasts are more or less enjoyable, and that they're enjoyable differently. Big floppy milkbags have their applications in bed, but so do small and firm ones. Men like breasts, yes, but most times they are not a deciding factor in finding a…
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Mostly for me, I just have issues with the guy making a mockery of it. I had said earlier that if it were me, I wouldn't have gone to the party. But to each his own; while I think it would be more or less irresponsible to do so, people also need to find some normalcy in their lives. But, as stated before, he made a mockery…
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WTF WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN THIS YET?!?!