Serephel
Serephel
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The god that sits you behind a bitchy fat woman on an airplane, and her recline function is broken, allowing her chair to recline all the way back into your knees, and she never returns the seat back up, not even when she's stuffing her fat face with food, and she gets really pissed at you when you try to move, because the…
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Texting in English sucks. I hate shorthand, so it consequently takes way too much time for me to text full sentences. Asian languages are way better for texting. Like when I'd text Behemoth in Japan way back in the day. I could say, "let's meet at the train station" in English, or I could just say 駅で会う.
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I can talk on the phone when I'm on a relatively empty and uneventful highway. Then I just have to drive straight. Games... I can grant some forgiveness for turn based games, because it's easy to handle that at a stop light or in gridlock traffic. I've also been known to play Pokemon in the car, but only because I was…
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Don't we already have a Bee thread? This may have accidentally been misfiled. It's still awesome, but I think the Bee thread had jurisdiction.
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The God of Metal
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This mostly pisses me off, and if it weren't for the collateral damage, I'd almost prefer these people just weed themselves out of the gene pool. Text-Messaging Behind the Wheel
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I had been following this a while ago, but I kind of forgot about it until just now when it got the attention of CNN. I don't think it would be too bad. As far as I know, strangelets would transform the entire planet into some crazy ass substance in like a second or two. It'd be so fast we wouldn't even notice. Blip, we're…
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Some fear debut of powerful atom-smasher
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Enemas creep me out. I was reading about them a while back, and most web sites that teach you how to use enemas also have sections and stories about people who found eroticism after flushing their blocked poo. They then continued to do it just for satisfaction. It was almost hot, except for all the flushing of the butt.
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The god that gets your headphone cords hooked on some part of your bike while you're locking it so that when you stand up it pops them out of your ears and wraps around some dirty part of your bike so that you need to wipe them off before you put them back in your ears. That guy gets me at least once a week.
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The God of the Smell of a New Video Game Instruction Book
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Thanks X. You can't expect me to take that kind of time out of my day to look up something. It's selfish. Especially here, because the Great Firewall slows down Google, it sometimes takes me ten whole seconds to look up something. I just don't have that kind of time.
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The God of Stupid Fucking Spam Threads that Don't Die. He is thoroughly appeased by the I'm Not Your Buddy, Friend thread. I pray to his immortal enemy, The God of Stupid Fucking Spam Threads that Do Die every night, requesting that he finally prevail.
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The God of Awesome.
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The God of Minor Scuffles
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Chlorophyll ball?
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No, no, see, "breasts" are symbollic for... mind, and "delicious" can mean, um, intelligent. It means she is very smart. Yeah. Definitely not that she has big, delicious breasts. Of course not.
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The pronunciation is ni(3) de(4) hen(3) da(4) de(4) ru(3) fang(4) hen(3) hao(3) chi(1). Make sure you look at her chest when you say it too. That's the most important.
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I did EV training for a little while, but I found it really took all the fun out of the game. I would get a new hatched pokemon, feed it 40 rare candies, type its stats in a calculator, find out its EVs, rinse and repeat, and then decide if I'm going to use it for further breeding purporses in my effort to make the best.…
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*AHEM*
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Andrew speaks truth. For the love of god, do not drink the tap water, unless you want explosive diarrhea for four days. I speak from experience. Play it safe; I even used bottled water for brushing my teeth. It's okay to wash your hands with tap water though. And, if you want to meet a girl, tell her 你的很大的乳房很好吃！ Write that…
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I think that might be kind of the trade off. If you are given more character freedom, the story tends to be less involving, because the more involving it is, the less freedom you are given with your character. I'm then drawn to say, Morrowind or Oblivion. I played Oblivion for a while, but I stopped after getting 20 or so…
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Pure ecstasy = Blade Grasp + 100 brave + cloak with high magic evade + shield with high magic evade.
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Every once in a while it seems that somebody from the dark past of the OB/IS revives themselves to the delight of veterans. It's a happy moment for all.
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I don't really think the Zelda storylines are anything that great. They're fun, and they're entertaining, but I have never been moved emotionally by one. The music, atmosphere, and gameplay are all really great (horseback sword fight on Twilight Princess is one of top favorite gaming experiences), don't get me wrong, but…
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I agree Mario. I'll still train my ass off to go out and capture all the legendaries, but they typically sit in my specially designated legendary box, and then I stop caring. I hate all of you. Now I want to start playing again.
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Well, my disagreement with TA was twofold: 1. What Mario liked about the law system was exactly what I disliked. I don't mind being on my toes, but I found it too arbitrary to be enjoyable, storyline-related or no. But, I guess liking something like that is a hit-or-miss system, and I missed. 2. I felt more restricted in…
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Man, you gotta get off the Legendaries.