Serephel
Serephel
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Ooh, the torrent should be up of the new episode real quick! Edit: Blast, the site is down. I usually check mrtwig.net, if anyone's interested.
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Bills are long! You can't expect politicians to sit and read them! Silly Behemoth.
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No! Cats are cool!
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Wow. I didn't know they could do that. School House Rock LIED to me!!!
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I'm assuming that a higher number means one is more of a loser. But like Behemoth said, it's all wrong with your income being in the numerator. According to that, since I don't work, I'm less of a loser. Then it's safe to assume that owning more cats makes you cooler, as more cats would bring down your loser rating. Cats…
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Kitty Video! While watching, think "Why judo is better than karate."
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Good for when parents just can't be troubled to be involved in their kid's lives.
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I think Gilbert Gottfried should be there too. Gilbert Gottfried can do anything. He'll just annoy the snakes to death.
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It may not be, but if he just posted that in the joke thread, then no one would have gotten it. Unless they read this thread first.
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What a happy feeling.
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Found this on the internets
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I fail.
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Wow. I did not even notice that one. I usually look at the punch line for any potential puns.
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This isn't a pun, but whatever. An architect, an artist, and a scientist were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of…
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Argh, I still need to play the second one. And the PSP one.
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1) I think we've learned from recent news that myspace.com is the most dangerous site on the web, because it is creating new super terrorists. Everyone who uses myspace needs to be arrested. Everyone. 2) Some porn sites may happily grab the .xxx domain names if they can get some easy to remember ones. I also agree with…
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Yes, but one must not forget the $1 billion dollar+ exchange of goods that happens between Canada and America per day. No two other countries in the world exchange more goods a year than Canada and America. Other countries trying to form symbiotic relationships with each other look at the Canada/America relationship as a…
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I think contempt for knowledge is a little strong, Drooling Iguana. I would refine it to contempt for knowledge which does not currently involve America. American news doesn't give a shit about countries that we aren't currently bombing or fighting, so we learn very little about them. Look at most news sites' world…
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- I once played an amusing joke where I made a man eat the bones out of his own arm. - You what? You think making someone eat their own ulna is funny?! - I thought it was humerus.
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Don't forget the giant superpowered magnets that will wipe out anyone with a pacemaker within a 50 foot radius.
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I think what makes me saddest is that one in five thought owning a pet was protected under the first amendment. I mean, that's why our forefathers left England, right? Because the royal family was being bitchy and not letting them own pets! So we revolted so we could have our own cute kittens! How could four out of five…
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Yeah! That was the movie!
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A cop pulls a car over and is astonished to see Heisenberg behind the wheel. "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?" Heisbenberg replies, "Yes, but I have no idea where I am!" (stolen from www.bobandgeorge.com)
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Phoenix downs have to be mass produced somehow! The combination of extreme rarity and the danger involved with plucking a phoenix's feathers would mean that their price would be astronomical. Plus, there would probably be a finite amount. Also, with regards to blades, while swords are quite fun, one must keep in mind that…
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If we can just learn to mass produce Phoenix Downs, we can win with few fatalities.
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Oh man, can you imagine zombies with the speed of the newer Dawn of the Dead movie that could also leap 40 feet? That's it. Game over. Humans lose.
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Especially if you could get out of them.
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Child groom's wife pleads guilty to rape of husband
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His friend was green too.
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It's as ironic as rain on your wedding day.