Shovel Fulla Waffle
Shovel Fulla Waffle
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It might be the thingys that hook the battery to the car. My friend had that problem a few months ago. So just go to Auto Zone and ask for the "thingys".
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This is fun!!
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I just thought of an awesome idea. Had I been Frodo, I would have just sent The One Ring to Cash4Gold. Problem solved!
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If by lucky you mean gets to carry my 800 lb. suitcase, then yes, he's gonna get very lucky.
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I fly home on Saturday! *happy dance*
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Yesterday, out of the goodness of my heart (and because my 10 and 13 year old cousins are too lazy to do it), I raked my aunt's entire back lawn. I wake up this morning and see to my horror that the lawn is once again covered in a layer of leaves. Damn you trees! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
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I got the first season of The Universe for 50% off at Barnes & Noble yesterday. I nearly jizzed my pants.
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Don't drink and watch the History Channel.
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I just got off the phone with Matt and there's an owl hooting majestically outside the window. And my family has gone to bed. Time to raid the liquor cabinet!
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I keep getting sinus headaches! BE GONE!
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I'm visiting family in suburban Illinois, so I got to take my cousin and her three spoiled little friends trick or treating. And it was freezing. And an 11 year old has a phone that cost more than my first car. Grrrrr.
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I'm sitting in a library in Illinois and I just saw this crazy messed up looking thing crawling across the table. It looked like a bright orange miniature scorpion/crab thing. Turns out it was just a lady bug with it's wings at a weird angle. Now the wings are back to normal, but the bug seems very disoriented. I think it…
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Oh yeah! I forgot about the pedo trailer. On the grounds of our state prison, they have a trailer where released pedophiles live. Seems people don't take too kindly to having pedophiles move in next door. There was a story about the trailer on the front page of our local newspaper a few weeks ago. Go local news!
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If I had to take a wild guess, I'd say he's either in a prison or a trailer.
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I witnessed someone eat raw bacon once. I was going to ask them if it tasted good, but I got drunk and forgot. Damn that was years ago...I wonder whatever happened to that guy.
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I miss the behemoth my mom used to date. As long as you're going to the fridge could you grab me a vodkacicle?
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I'm leaving for a two week vacation on Saturday and I haven't even started packing. I'm waiting to borrow a suitcase from one of my friends. Which she hasn't unpacked from the last time she used it a month ago. Oh and I'm not going to Disney World or some tropical island. Nope. Just going to play referee/messenger/peace…
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I'll read just about anything. I plan to become a librarian. I love anything by Toni Morrison. Beloved is my favorite of her books. Cold Mountain by Charles Frazier. The Cider House Rules by John Irving. Harry Potter series! Not ashamed in the least. Anything by Larry McMurtry. Streets of Laredo being my favorite. I could…
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My Mom's van has power windows...but they don't work. Windshield wipers don't work either. Heater and air conditioner? Nope. I'm waiting for the doors to fall off one of these days...
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It's a sign of the pending Apocalypse. Embrace it.
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Hello! Thanks for all the warmly bizarre welcomes. I eat bizarre for breakfast. *om nom nom!*
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Nah uh. No three headed babies for me.
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No fever. But I know two people who have it. It's gonna be a fun year.
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Thanks for the tip, but I only drink vodka. Or Sam Adams Hold the Beer.
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I can't entirely shake this cold. It's just lurking. Keeping me in a state of semi-crappy feeling times. It's been like two weeks cold! BE GONE!
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Why hello. So you're the one who stole my identity! You ruined my credit score and now I have to hang out at a renaissance fair and drive a crappy car and live in my wife's parent's basement and work in a crappy restaurant in new england. *sobs*
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My aunt recently got a Facebook and sent me a message asking how long I've been dating Matt. Apparently she's known Matt's parents since she was in high school. Matt's parents were at my aunt and uncle's wedding back in '94.
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*opens one eye* Oh hi there. Now where did I put my smelling salts...Under this fragrant potato perhaps? Nope...
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*Throws up* So nervous...*unconscious*
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Oh...um...hi there...everyone...I..um...Takeru said it was cool for me to hang out here....Yeah...So hi...Yeah.