Silverward
Silverward
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Trust you? I've made that mistake before.
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I've been going to college for 2 years and I still haven't smoked. I must be missing something.
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lol, you think married people are getting it all the time.
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That's what she said.
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I wonder if she took the beginning part straight from her Annual Family Christmas Card.
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I wish I hadn't.
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I love bacon, but the Baconator is a new low for fast food. The thing is like something Rockstar would come up with as a fake burger in GTA.
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D) Obama wins, and we don't talk about McCain anymore.
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It's kind of like how Cheney hated gay people, but had a lesbian daughter. It'll make news for like, 2 days and then only Jay Leno will remember it.
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I shared them with my neighbors.
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I made some awesome molten chocolate bourbon cake last night. It was a flavorgasm.
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I had David Bowie genes implanted at birth.
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Back when we had a mock election at my elementary school, I was one of 12 kids out of 400 to vote for Ross Perot.
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Yeah, I wish that elections would stop being about votes.
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Just remember to pace yourself, guys, there's a whole long weekend to express your love via drunken rants.
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I love my data entry job. I've been doing it for over a year now.
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I'm just glad that for once, I actually have a good choice in politics. I'm leaning towards Obama, since McCain sounds more and more like Bush every week. Oh, on a side note, my mom is still convinced that Obama is a Muslim, and is only running to tear America apart from the inside in the name of Allah.
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DC Vs Mortal Kombat is going to be awesome.
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When I'm playing video games, I find myself chewing on my tongue from time to time.
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I'm glad I live in a state where you don't need to worry about a 12 year old shooting you.
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Tell them you have woman problems.
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You cheating harlot! I thought you loved me!!
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Like you said, nothing to do.
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If you love us, you'll get drunk and tell us so. But honestly, as long as you're that close, why not go to Japan? I'm sure you'll find ways to get drunk there, as well.
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Didn't America lose in softball?
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I heard that one time, he actually finished a game of Monopoly. Then he banned the winner.
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Dude, talking about Skunky is a bannable offense.
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That might prevent her from using it in public too.
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I heard that he once banned 50 people in one night. He easily could've banned 50 more from what they say.
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He easily could've said that Jesus-Bot 5000 cured his cancer.