Silverward
Silverward
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I make it a point to masturbate whenever I drive. Which makes family trips extremely awkward.
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*sigh* Once again, The Man tries to keep me from maintaining my sexual jungle while on the interstate. One by one my freedoms are being taken away. I guess that's Obama's America for you.
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My uncle nearly shit a brick when he found out Avatar didn't win. He was pleasantly surprised.
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Until now...
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Dude, you do that all the time anyway. I'm going to call you ReallyCleanBoners from now on.
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I think she still wins.
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It looks...ok.
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And 16 cents is your change. Please pull forward to the second window.
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A pox upon’t, Knave; let us play at ninepins.
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Seriously, I've been itching for a brew since '02.
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Ok, so, you tout that nothing has changed as a negative point against Obama. Then you cite that you need a revolution to deal with all the changes that Obama has made. Why can't hypocrisy be as subtle as it used to?
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WHAT. Holy god this is awesome, there has to be something wrong with it. EDIT: Seriously, this just kind of seems like asbestos all over again.
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This just in: The Japanese mistake Burger King's new Windows 7 Whopper for Godzilla, film at 11.
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Personally, I love eating spotted dick.
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A born-again Christian kills someone in a church. What.
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Youtube CC:"Diss hunky bitch hoe camper dicked five seconds in two the flute chair" Actual words: "This funky beach shell can predict five seconds into the future!" Way to go, youtube.
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Banning the English language? Sounds about right for California.
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That's not good enough. Separate but equal has never worked, just look at the civil rights movement.
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Black History Month
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Hasn't that guy figured out that everyone steals from everyone in Hollywood?
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My name's not Whiskers, I'm not a cat.
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I would want the power to control water, in all forms. You could drown somebody using water vapor, or stop bullets with a wall of water.
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Although...Maybe he could give you some discounts on deodorant... I'm just saying...
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1: Tell yourself that you're not afraid of terrorists 2: don't do something because terrorists might hurt you 3: ????? 4: PROFIT!
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Sadly, no, I don't have any of my old avatars since I reformatted my computer about a year ago.
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I'm playing Dragon Age: Origins. It's like Mass Effect with dragons.
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Clearly I didn't do a good enough job.
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Feels good, man.
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What if my life has improved?
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Sure, the Cyborg society is a good idea on paper. But that's assuming that we live in a perfect society, free of power struggles and greed. Once the cyborg alterations begin, where does it end? Can we really call someone with a tank body, jets for arms, particle laser cannons for a head, and atomic bombs for legs a…