bruce
bruce
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But can a possum really be all that awesome? All they do is get hit by cars.
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....Then we must invent a turning pod for if the world stops spinning. Basically a circular desks with TVs, running 24 DVDs so no matter where you turn, you get Jack Bauer. I dunno about you, but I'd feel so much safer if I had a 360 degree Jack Bauer ring of protection.
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I can cause you pain when I thrash you at MK : DS
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I don't see why you need to, since aside from being somewhat odd, it doesn't adversely affect the running of the forum does it?
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Even the macbook and macbook pro?!
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ROLL! So we can Rock and Roll!
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...So that news post is now irrelevant, since you now have 301?
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Tetris L Block!
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Can omnipotence be considered a mutation? I don't think so. Non-omnipotence is a mutation, a sucky mutation.
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...Right...
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...Heaven is the Zen?!
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I went to WHSmith today, and they didn't have it! UNACCEPTABLE!
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Which is why they shouldn't be allowed within 10,000 feet of kids. They'll be able to rape them otherwise.
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Of course you did... *Pats Spyro's arm reassuringly*
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The second one: They don't deserve to be allowed within 10,000 feet of schools or parks, lest they abuse the poor kiddies again. 1000 feet is being lenient. I don't get why they think they should be allowed. And the first one: This is what happens when social services doesn't do its job to protect the kiddies from their…
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Arr, Ye Scots accen's arre lackin'. Scot's 'ave morre of a grrowl, aye? Dey also say aye alo'. Norr say they their T's a' the end of worrds. Bu' Yes, Werewolves ate my platoon rrocks.
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...These friends, you're not referring to the people on this forum are you?
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What you'd actually scream is "OOH GOD! I'M BURNING! ITS TOO HOT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!", and then should you survive the burning to pierce the earths atmosphere, You'd say "OH CRAP! I'M FREEZING! TOO COLD!" However, A: No-one would hear you in the vaccum of space, and B: The sudden changes of pressure would probably kill…
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Ah yes, but remember this: It'd snow, and be night. I love the night time. Plus the disorienting effect on the animals would cause them to burst into fights for our amusement! Plus the oceans and rivers would freeze over, so although we'd have no water, we WOULD have a huge ice rink! Yeah!
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Sadly, some modern day humans are. Damn furry folk...
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I almost forgot, I must wear my underwear on the outside too. For I will be: Orangebelt man! The forums official super-hero!
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Is there a reason why Snakes walk looks a bit like he's doing a camp little mince? PS: GODDAMN! I WANNA PLAY THIS GAME NOW! Whoever says the Wii is lacking in the graphics department is idiotic!
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If the world stopped spinning, I'd try to get some property on the dark side, since the side pointing to the sun would be way too hot.
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Aaaw. The poor little child. If I got a mutation, I'd like retractable wings. I'd fly around and fight crime.
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Its easier with an apple mouse, since you can just sellotape the top shell of it down.
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But I don't want to stop the world from spinning. I like the whole day/night system. It works quite well.
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If you're bored, may I suggest Wikipedia, which keeps me amused for hours at a time.
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No.
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We're lucky. Look at the comic Slackers. It last updated on Christmas day. That is 5 months without updating. One month is a small price really.
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"I'M ON FIRE!" "You're 700 degrees of awesome there dude!"