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  • DO NOT READ THIS POST UNTIL YOU HAVE PLAYED THE GAME. SERIOUSLY, DON'T I play very few games where, upon clicking quit, I feel like my mind has been blown and or messed with. This is one of those games. First time I played it, I followed the "canonical" route and even as the narrator told me that Stanley was now free, I…
    in The Stanley Parable Comment by bruce August 2011
  • How is Mr Gay, a popular Japanese entertainer, relevant? Implying something, are we?
    in Interesting personal quirks Comment by bruce August 2011
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRS41-7MTSs
    in Avatar of the month Comment by bruce August 2011
  • Sex dreams would also technically involve releasing energy from your core, if you catch my drift...
    in Crazy dream thread! Comment by bruce July 2011
  • A debilitating series of mental health issues are my quirks now. But seriously, necrothreading because I've noticed I go through what can only be referred to as tics quite regularly. What do I mean by a tic? Well, like someone with tourettes, I perform an action subconsciously and instinctively, but they last a few weeks…
    in Interesting personal quirks Comment by bruce July 2011
  • Just drop acid, Andrew.
    in Crazy dream thread! Comment by bruce July 2011
  • Twitter?
    in Custom User Profile Fields: Suggestion Box Comment by bruce July 2011
  • Well, having much experience on the matter, I can draw a penis a day?
    in If you'll indulge me Comment by bruce July 2011
  • So very bored today, so I re-read this entire thread. I'm getting a sense that we're depraved animals, for every time Lauren makes a post we inevitably try to encourage lesbianism or nudity and pictorial evidence thereof.
    in Hate, contemptible hate. Comment by bruce July 2011
  • For the last month, I have been mercilessly poor, meaning subsisting on cheap, flavourless food. That is now sorted, so I celebrated with spicy TexMex food last night. Needless to say, the sudden change is causing some internal reactions. Not ten minutes ago, I did a massive fart. Esmé, who was about three feet away from…
    in SUCCESS! Comment by bruce July 2011
  • I fucking hate summer colds.
    in Hate, contemptible hate. Comment by bruce July 2011
  • Don't worry, it's legit, just the images make chrome flip out a bit.
    in There are no words... Comment by bruce July 2011
  • Wait, twenty degrees isn't an extreme temperature...
    in Avatar of the month Comment by bruce July 2011
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpz8PMcRJSY
    in Youtubin' Comment by bruce July 2011
  • Azure aardvark and bling bat?
    in Avatar of the month Comment by bruce July 2011
  • Alliterative August?
    in Avatar of the month Comment by bruce July 2011
  • You know, you've not posted any pictures of your daughter... How do we know she doesn't consist entirely of paper and ink?
    in Reading printed books Comment by bruce July 2011
  • I think the situation is very similar to music downloads about ten years ago. The conservative nature of the publishing industry is going to be a hindrance. Control of the medium is being taken out of their hands, and they're reacting in an ineffective manner, which is why pricing isn't considerably cheaper and why ebooks…
    in Reading printed books Comment by bruce July 2011
  • Someone pass the motherfucking custard, then!
    in Hate, contemptible hate. Comment by bruce July 2011
  • I have burnt my penis twice in as many weeks. First with cigarette ash, now with tea.
    in Hate, contemptible hate. Comment by bruce July 2011
  • So much toothy vagina pepper.
    in HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAUREN! Comment by bruce July 2011
  • Enjoy your new legality!
    in HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAUREN! Comment by bruce July 2011
  • Michael Bay makes films in modern English, but his continued success makes no sense.
    in Hate, contemptible hate. Comment by bruce July 2011
  • You didn't name everything that came out? Lady Foxworth, the greatest after birth a father could ever have. Did the husband get to cut the cord? I was meant to, but Esmé decided to join in with the pooing and let loose before the end of labour, and as such I wasn't allowed, which rather upset me :(
    in SUCCESS! Comment by bruce July 2011
  • I was reading up on a website about shakespeare's monologues and it said it had his soliloquies translated. I presumed this meant into foreign languages. Nope. Turns out they "translated" them into modern English. FOR FUCK'S SAKE! :hulk:
    in Hate, contemptible hate. Comment by bruce July 2011
  • Having been at a childbirth, I sympathise with your plight. Especially with all the pooing involved. When Vienna was in labour there was a midwife just for wiping her backside.
    in SUCCESS! Comment by bruce July 2011
  • Hopefully she feels the same way and lets you touch her boobs. Which is what love is all about, after all.
    in Love, sweet love Comment by bruce July 2011
  • Did you use excessive amounts of duct tape too?
    in SUCCESS! Comment by bruce July 2011
  • I fixed Vienna's laptop charger... I'll admit, not my finest work, aesthetically... But it gets the job done!
    in SUCCESS! Comment by bruce July 2011
  • To be honest, regulating what someone can and cannot put in their garden, on their private property is a nonsense. I hope this gets fought as far as it is possible to go, to show that if such idiotic legislation exists, people will be willing to stand against it and hopefully stop any more of this type of legislation.
    in Return of the Son of the Effed-Up News Thread Returns Comment by bruce July 2011

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