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bruce
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My mother who was meant to be looking after the ferrets hadn't cleaned them since January and has recently sold them. So much pet based sadness.
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Oh fuck... Andrew, I'm so sorry... I added a couple of fireplaces to the library, surrounded by rock on all sides, but somehow it fucked up and the fires spread pretty badly. I really am so sorry, I didn't mean to burn the library down. EDIT: I've blocked off the door just in case any mobs spawn down there until it can be…
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*shakes fist*
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For Mario:
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Mouth abscess coupled with a cold and sore throat is not fun.
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When I'm drunk at 11pm and I ring someone in who lives 5000 miles away in Texas or Illinois (Naming no names!) I expect an answer. Thank god Californians have the decency to answer their phones!
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Clearly Daikatana just need longer in the oven.
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Well, I'm all out of gum, so why not?
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Yeah motherfucker! Gonna get me some goddamn Netherack!
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This idea seems good.
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TV ads are a real double edged sword for me. Some of them are utterly amazing, which make me smile. For example some of the geico ads I've seen on hulu have been great (the dog chasing a cat one is a particular favourite) This is negated by the crap ones though. There was one ad about the horrors of "Bacon collars" and how…
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Speaking of the rapture, the main website of this organisation have removed all mention of 21 May.
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I made mayonnaise by hand. Protip for mayonnaise making which I'll give you guys for free: For the love of fuck, use an electric whisk or food processor or anything other than a goddamn fork to mix it. The effort required is incredible. This took me an hour of mixing to make and I was cramped up pretty bad about twenty…
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You wouldn't know where one could by World of Warcraft gold, do you, old chap?
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Plus she was hot.
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The context is that we were talking about Lauren's penis.
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In a recent conversation, Ryan expressed this little gem: I am getting so hard thinking of my friend balls deep in my ass.
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Ritalin for revision? No wonder you crashed so hard...
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To be honest, that's basically how giving birth works in real life. Only with a lot more blood and faeces.
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I've been living in this flat a year. I'm finally getting internet next Monday.
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Dreams can have headaches?
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Good thing this thread resurfaced. I had a humdinger last night: I walk into the living room to see Vienna naked. When she gets up, she tells me she's on her period. This is noticeable by the fact that she had a panty liner shoved into her dripping vagina. What the fuck is that meant to signify?!
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Sometimes, all you need is good old shanks pony to get you from A-B. My last job took less than five minutes to walk to. Would've taken about fifteen to drive as the foot journey was through some back road cul-de-sacs while the car journey would entail going round a constantly congested outside road.
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Lauren: Ten pages of tit shots. Guaranteed A+