bruce
bruce
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Basically I've always had bad earwax issues, but now it's completely blocked my left ear. I'm using drops which are slowly, slowly giving my hearing back, but it is also leaving me with a slow discharge of viscous gunk.
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And now I'm almost entirely deaf in my left ear. Woop!
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So, I have a bum wisdom tooth which is badly infected. The pain is really rather bad. Even more so because I don't handle pain well, and it hurts to talk or swallow and I can't close my mouth. Taking medicines, but it seems to be from the "Worse before it gets better" school of medication. That said when I went to the…
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpiSPoUqL8k Seems apt.
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Oh, Maastricht Treaty. You little bastard.
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Did someone say Jamuary?
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I got a coffee machine. I was greatly pleased by this as my old one died and I don't like instant coffee.
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You swine!
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If you want to shape your hair with hair clippers, make sure you have a fucking steady hand, or someone to help. Otherwise you will be forced to make yourself a skinhead. Which I now am :(
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Like your potassium cyanide collection. Little tikes, eh?
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That is my second favourite. My first is Fairytale of New York.
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Esmé can say two names. Mama and Nana. No Dada :( Word of warning, when Hannah is crawling and pulling herself up onto two feet, your TV's power button will be her favourite toy.
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From approximately nine months babies respond to their names. Esmé currently has a vocabulary of about eight words.
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I have been trying for a job for three years. In the last month I have got two. As a writer for a tech blog and an on site apprentice computer engineer working towards Microsoft certification.
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Ryan knew it was coming. Bastard.
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I just want to make it clear: I do not want alcoholic German men for Christmas.
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Happy birthday, sir! Hopefully you don't have too many kids on your lawn spoiling things!
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Sloppy deliciousness!
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You realise this is an academic research project, right? It's probably all public domain because of that.
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I came second in a Halloween video game writing competition, winning a copy of bastion. Marvellous.
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Necrothreading, but you know when you have a massive, fantastic shit and all feels right with the world for a while? That's a good reason. Unless heaven just feels like that 24/7, but we all know I'm not getting into heaven.
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I'm just throwing Night Lord November out here again....
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I made sloppy joes for dinner yesterday, for the first time in my life. Fuck you guys for hoarding such deliciousness.
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Bar worker Stuart Walker set alight in 'gay slaying' That's really depressing...
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I remember a computer my dad owned would lock up almost constantly due to overheating, even with the case off and a fan blasting at it. A BIOS update fixed it when it turned out it had a bug in the temperature monitoring system.
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Spam burgers and spam fritters are lovely.
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Gotta be square.
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Haha! I love this, do not delete it. Ever.
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That woman, whoever she is, really has the most irritating voice.
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I don't need no stinking HUD. Just a mirror to show me how messed up my face is and how angry I look. That's how we roll on mars.