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• ((I'm drinking alcohol, which is technically a poison, so nyeh)) You build your lego ship. Then it asplodes.

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008
• I wish I had some cranberry juice to mix with this vodka. All I have is squash and lemonade :(

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008
• Have you seen Eggchute?

  in Return of the Son of the Effed-Up News Thread Returns Comment by bruce July 2008
• I would expect this of lesser men, but not you Andrew!

  in Official Introductory Thread Strikes Back Comment by bruce July 2008
• House is better :(

  in Rex Morgan M.D.: Socks Edition Comment by bruce July 2008
• THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST DISGUSTING THING POSTED ON THIS THREAD. YOU CAN'T UNSEE THIS SHIT. BE WARNED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJjIZxy7c2Y

  in Youtubin' Comment by bruce July 2008
• Okay, good name? Any rapper who makes God knows how many albums about how he got shot a couple of times, then stars in a game where he becomes a mercenary fighting terrorists in the middle east does not have a good name to dilute.

  in The Revenge of the Spawn of the Somewhat Amusing News Thread Strikes Back Thread Comment by bruce July 2008
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myMATzRM3vc If you've ever wondered what British Newspapers are like, watch this.

  in Youtubin' Comment by bruce July 2008
• Bah, that's nothing. I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that a 102 year old pornstar called Rose exists. There are some things you can't unsee.

  in Return of the Son of the Effed-Up News Thread Returns Comment by bruce July 2008
• You get into your apartment seconds before a cloud of toxic gas seeps in and chokes you to death. It would have dissipated Friday night. I wish for Little Big Planet to be released on the Xbox 360

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008
• ARGH! I piss in your fucking mountain dew! You're great at RPGs, but you're also fat, pale, friendless and with cheesy fingers. I wish for a Fish Finger Sandwich for lunch tomorrow.

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008
• You love Huck Finn so much that you only ever read it. You just sit and read it over and over and over and over for all eternity. I wish I could visit any country of my choice, whenever I wished for free.

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008
• Mine actually says "Your large breasts give me an erection!"

  in Goodbye Comment by bruce July 2008
• And: 大きい胸は私の陰茎を立っているようにする!

  in Goodbye Comment by bruce July 2008
• I do!

  in It's a bit like Captain N, but more British. Comment by bruce July 2008
• You are completely immune to not only fire, but all sources of heat. Therefore you never feel warm again, just like Harry Gill (Read Goody Blake and Harry Gill for the reference). I wish I had a perpetual motion machine.

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008
• You get every NES game in existence. Then your house suddenly becomes magnetised and they all get wiped. I wish I had some Saint Agur Blue Cheese and a pack of Jacob's Crackers.

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008
• You become a Incubus, but before you can get down with the sex, you get slapped with a lawsuit from the band. I wish it wasn't so bloody hot where I live right now.

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008
• Rah!

  in It's a bit like Captain N, but more British. Comment by bruce July 2008
• Well send a picture, and I'll do a new one! EDIT: And if anyone's thinking "Doesn't he have anything better to do?" Remember, it's 5am, and I have insomnia. One needs to pass the time. If I did something other than cock about in all that extra time, I could rule the world!

  in It's a bit like Captain N, but more British. Comment by bruce July 2008
• ReallyCleanSocks Man teats Obama Paris

  in It's a bit like Captain N, but more British. Comment by bruce July 2008
• John Mario Mish (Please don't kill me) Serephel

  in It's a bit like Captain N, but more British. Comment by bruce July 2008
• Barack Obama becomes president and then becomes the political douche you hope and pray he isn't. I wish I had some Roast Beef. Jakey knows.

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008
• The daft punk helmet explodes because of the pure shittiness it represents. I wish for an fresh chicken roll, in a fresh crusty bap, with a smidgen of fresh ketchup in it without any weird stuff.

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008
• Your idea self-corrupts. Your cheeseburger contains marmite. I wish I had a bowl of corn flakes with ice cold semi-skimmed milk...

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008
• Oh, I thread where this horse is going.

  in I'm not your buddy, friend Comment by bruce July 2008
• Would updating your site's title be prudent?

  in Episode 305: Just Desert Comment by bruce July 2008
• Pennies are called coppers in the UK! As are police! Queen: Your wish is corrupted by an intangible idea. I wish for a Conservative victory in the next UK general election.

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008
• The cat dies. Maybe. I wish that I never have to give you up, never have to let you down, never have to let you down and desert you.

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008
• I don't want to corrupt that wish. I also wish it hadn't burnt. I wish for a glass of Cranberry juice

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008
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