bruce
bruce
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You forgot the side order of Ryan!
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I love it when my mum puts bacon on the turkey. She doesn't put that much on though, that is a Ryan amount of bacon!
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Double n00bage. Victorian Englanders spoke plain old Modern English. Early Modern English is its own distinct period from around 1450-1650.
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Hahaha, n00b, you're talking in Early Modern English.
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The question is, does it still rhyme and does the rhythm and meter still fit? I don't doubt your prowess, but just look at the vast majority of Canterbury Tales modern translations. They suck for actually being poetic. Either way, Ryan achievement!
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I agree with the manic squirtle!
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That is quite Ryan!
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Not with my lot of friends, we just leave Boris and Eddie to go smoke their narcotics by the river inbetween lectures.
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((Well son-of-a-bitch. Ah well, I guess this is what I get for drinking so much...))
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From Cancer causing habits to bad dietary habits. Boy, no wonder the ladies are all scrambling after me! I had no milk in the house for cereal so I had Barbecue Beef Ramen for breakfast. Yes.
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Thanks a lot -_-
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...But you're lucid and coherent!
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If god had wanted man to have internet, our penises would be Cat5 cables.
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You'd be surprised. My parents were both heavy smokers and did it around me, and I'm not really addicted, but have like three a week in some sort of social context.
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Cigarette success: I asked for 10 marlboro red today, and the woman, who wasn't paying attention, plucked a box of 20 marlboro red off of the shelf and only charged for a 10 box. Hurrah!
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It has now passed midnight in CA, so now all belters are free of the curse of Caps-Lock for another 365 days.
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O. M. G. You are all so Wonferful1 Oh Yes, t sa the leadst I love yu ll. Any dwhy not?You are all cool and hip and stuff, Cool girl talkign to, she thinks I'm cute, i think she's beautiful, very much so. body, face, sersialuty. What's not to like? Love you all! OH GOD TYES! Hwaet AndreW! Goeie Dag Jacob! Hola Mario, Carter…
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((RIGHT, I'LL DO IT. TONIGHT I SHALL FIND EVERY PATH/ROUTE/ETC. AND MAKE A NEW ENTRY. HOWEVER I WILL ADD A NEW RULE: ALL ENTRIES ARE NOW TO BE IN BOLD AND BLUE. THIS WAY I CAN EASILY SPOT IT. RESPONSES NOT IN BLUE ARE TO BE IGNORED. FOR SRSLY. ANY OTHER POSTS STILL NEED TO BE IN (())S THOUGH.
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((I SAY WE START AGAIN. SET IT IN THE LAND OF SHOUTING.))
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IF YOU REALLY WANT TO TAKE IT ALL THE WAY YOU WILL JUST YELL AT EVERYONE IRL.
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YOU...YOU WORK IN A GENIUS BAR? ...I AM FILLED WITH BOTH A JEALOUS LOATHING AND A DEEP, DEEP RESPECT FOR YOU.
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WAIT A MINUTE, YOU YOURSELF SAID THAT YOU MUST USE IT EVERYWHERE, BE IT REPORTS, BUSINESS EMAILS, NOTES, ETC. YOU CANNOT SKIMP BECAUSE YOU ARE AT WORK, SIR!
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One could assume that you rigged that scenario for comedic effect, mario!
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What utter, utter cunts those guys are...
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It looks like crappy salad dressing. I'd rather drink that, to be honest... After mixing it and building up some much needed courage, down it goes. I promised myself I'd swallow... Failure.
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*Clap*
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Tenuous link, but I am getting a tattoo on my bicep soon. Wanna know what of? I am dead fucking serious.
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Do not watch Dirty Sanchez then. It's like the British Jackass but easily 100x worse. In one episode one of the crew gets liposuction and they force another to drink the bottle of fat. In another still, one cuts the tip of his finger off with a cigar cutter. (Thanks, btw :D)
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Oh God, I did something like that guy in the first video while drunk. We piled into a friends car and did doughnuts in the carpark hanging out of the doors, which were of course wide open. Except me. I was laying spread-eagle on the bonnet, and inevitably went flying off and rolled quite a distance. I was right as rain…
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Just like 5-on-1 porno.