bruce
bruce
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PostgreSQL? Pfft, MS SQL FTW. (I kid! I use mySQL)
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At least I didn't link it. I'm nice.
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I was once shown a video of a 102 year old pornstar called Rose. Does that count?
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((Please do)) ((PS: Ungood oldspeak, NL speech malreported. Rectify.)
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Sarcastic it may be, but I need new avatar!
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((I don't like the speech marks around "soon". They lend an air of non-commitment...))
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Ooh, me likey! But make them use macbook (pro)s and they'd really rock :P
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I might be wrong, but isn't he just the reincarnation of Spyro7000?
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Not playing Thousand Year Door is one thing, but not playing Paper Mario is inexcusable! The peach stealth bits rocked!
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C: None of the above.
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I took a super-nerd quiz. 0% got higher than me and 100% got less. (I think it's because I knew what a Cray-1 looks like)
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Silly American! Don't use DVD. Use DAT, like in Soviet Russia!
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Actually, common scientific belief is that space is finite, but it's round, so it seems infinite. Also, lack of oxygen doesn't kill you, lack of air pressure does. It also doesn't lead to explosion, you'd get the bends, then you'd freeze to death, then bloat slightly. Finally, while the human body does spurt a large amount…
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Blindin', me old sparring partner! EDIT: That was to Tak
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*Snarls*
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Your pun is an abomination. Your getting Super Paper Mario months before me is an abomination. Wii not playing imports without a modchip is an abomination.
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Whoop! Whoop! Raise the roof! ...I've used crude american slang terminology twice in as many minutes...what's wrong with me?
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It's called recycling. And awesome.
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Am I the only person who calls linux "Line-ux"
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Disco Hitler
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News update: As you can tell, the main story has not yet been uploaded, nor have any new short stories. The reason for both of these is explained below. I was originally just going to write the story as a standard piece of writing, however, I felt that the medium just didn't work, so I decided to switch it over to the…
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I do believe Tingle's magic words are: "Tingle, Tingle! Kooloo-limpah!"
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((....Sigh...*Tempts fate* Viva la DM Revolucion!!)
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You have the same nose as my best friend's sister! I demand a real-life photo of you for comparative purposes!
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Stop speaking in tongues*! *Tongues being you discussing a TV show I don't follow, presumably.
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And overkill for others!
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You think you got it bad? I'm writing a story here, and I keep getting distracted by stuff, like with 5 minutes to kill (yourself) on adult swim.
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Ah, that's the problem... Despite being made by nintendo, it doesn't actually work on the Wii ¬_¬ What fun.
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Ooh, the sex (I mean that as a term of awe and wonder, as opposed to implying I had a circle fetish). Reminds me of what happens when you smush your fingers into your (closed) eyes to get pretty colours....
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Oh, ganging up on people, eh? How dreadfully un-nice.