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I'd start now if I were you.
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how did i never see that anywhere before?
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its not your fault. well, maybe its kind of your fault.
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and the chance to loot abandoned stores for things like awesome swords and lasers that make fire
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like i said, crapload of bacon grease, guy with a match, probably easier to convice him to do it if he was drunk
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well, its not womens rights, prohabition, or the right to bear arms...
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i havent become a great attorney. i never have even seen a copy.
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well, it was before the update thing
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i can name all the simpsons, including homers parents and marges sisters, AND 2 or 3 of rights of the first ammendment. im above average.
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i bet verne troyer could see them when he was a baby.
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... oh! i get it!
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well, what you do is dump a crapload of bacon grease on the ground where they're going to walk, like over a 100 sq. foot area, and when they're about 5 feet away, light the grease on fire. preperations involve making a crapload of bacon.
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can i just give you the $10 at connecticon?
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wow, the guy at the bottom of the paper hung himself. oh yeah, yay 1 million. big numbers and stuff. yeah, i gotta go, place. now. bye
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ooh! ooh! if i can upload it, how about a ferret that lost about 85% of its fur to adrenal disease?
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did you seriously just make that? or did you find it and use it as an excuse to get $10?
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and we already have holy water. but elixers would definatly be good too.
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if you make a site called askhitler.com, i will give you $10.
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the dancing isnt as good, but he looks even MORE like santa than the original
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but this just adds to their coolness. like a straight jacket of +3 coolness
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wll, eventually the zombies will learn how to manufacture dynamite, and then we're screwed.
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soooo... does your culture frown upon eating your young?
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which, therefore, makes straight jackets cool.
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two vultures boarded a plane, each carrying two raccoon carcases. the flight attendant stopped them, and said "sorry, only one carrion per passenger."
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i never watched it, but my brother was telling me about this kung-fu movie called "monkey with 72 magic" and how it kicks ass despite the lack of undead beings.
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wait, theres a miss deaf america pagent? wow.
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i hate both of them
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ok, ok... A lady went into a butcher shop complaining about some hot dogs she had just bought. "The middle is meat," she exclaimed, "but the ends are sawdust!" "Well," said the butcher. "These days it's hard to make ends meat."
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you just do it in 3 feet of water, that way if you sink you can just stand up
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i would definately let a zombie eat my brains if it ment being able to do a flip while throwing an axe