shakeycat
shakeycat
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I second that, Ryan. Pickle, you are great. This one time, in seventh grade, I was giving a speech about Bananas in class. The Principal was in the class to see everyone's speeches. I not only forgot my speech halfway through and had to fetch my notes from my desk, but in my frustration, I also threw my banana against the…
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When you said Old Spice, I wanted to Google it to see what it smells like, but quickly realized that it was impossible :( I will be in the drug store at 8am tomorrow, before work, sniffing men's deodorant.
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I sewed that thing for Wearable Art Awards. It's Cindy Klassen's Olympic medals, but in a little bikini superhero outfit. I call it the Cindy C-Cup.
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I talked to Adam, I think he was wearing a Snuggie. It sounded like it, at least.
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Hey, if you all are puzzling over what to get me for my birthday, it's October 2nd, puzzle no more! I want a Calliope.
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I AM DONE
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Adam, if you have bikkuri bowels, you should get them checked.
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I was in this house. I go from room to room. One room has a bench seat facing the open centre, with a section that has a padded bar to lock the patron in. It crosses my mind that in the centre of the room, there is supposed to be a stripper. I look to the non-barred side of the bench, and there is a jacket slumped over…
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I vomited over my desk and onto the floor in eighth grade English class. The girl in front of me was saying "I'm not gonna puke, not gonna puke". I felt so much better after, all the dizziness that had plagued me that morning was gone. When I returned to school on Monday, the kids were congratulating me. It turns out they…
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1.03. Too often I take Adam's advice and say nothing.
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Hah ha! I remember that. We had so much fun in class. It smelled like ass.
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IT'S SNOWING !! ... no really, it was :(
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Adam? in a Snuggie? hahahahahahahahahahha
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It means I replaced six of the nine bulbs. It was not easy.
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I changed the lightbulbs in my room, 6/9!
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my sweetie the cat potato pancakes raspberry season pretty dresses
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That is freaking awesome.
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I was on the bus today and the bus driver says to the other bus driver, through his open door, "there's no timing points now! Drive straight to Vancouver or else you'll make everyone late!" I nearly wet my pants, except I was reading a book. But I think someone else did, because he got off at the next stop.
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When that kid was born, Adam already had a beard. We're getting so old.
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From XKCD. ...because I have had this dream, again and again. I recommend dropping out of school as soon as possible to avoid the recurring nightmare of surprise essays, exams, projects, speeches.
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Face/Off was awesome.
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And if you aren't working, why do you need microwave pies? Not all food needs to be prepared during a commercial break.
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Maybe people should eat more raccoons.
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I like Adam. He makes sense.
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I was 11. I was registering for my first hotmail account. I wanted "shakey@hotmail.com", but I didn't think anyone would get that Shakey was my cat's name, so I made it shakeycat. Over the years, I learned that almost nobody else uses Shakeycat as a name, so it's always available. And I've never had the heart to change my…
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Only Ryan and Adam will probably get this one ... I dreamed I was hiking in Alaska. I was back at the lodge sorting myself out after a difficult start. My sweetie and his dad were waiting impatiently outside, wanting to start the hike. And then I run into Jordan! His hair is blonde now. I was happy to see him. And then we…
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What would happen if they were called "Clinton Fingers"?
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I can't eat my grapes T R N O E
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Unemployed dudes earn radical wages. H O B A S
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god didn't leave us letters :( T S U D I