Worst Beatles song fanfic movie ever made? YOU make the call

Hey Jude, make it bad, take the Beatles discography and make a shitty movie. Bono stars as Dr. Robert and sings "I Am The Walrus". Here's the trailer, and various song snippets. Please join me in talking about how terrible this movie is going to be.
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  • edited September 2007
    Oh wow, his name is Jude. This is the most clever thing I've ever seen. Across the Universe should win every Oscar there is.

    Even the ones about acting. "And the award for best actor goes to...Across the Universe!" and then the movie walks up to the podium, while playing that bowling scene. Fucking awesome.
  • edited September 2007
    See, the Girl is the bowling ball, and he's the pins. He is fallin', and she keeps callin', him back again. So maybe she's the mechanism that stands the pins back up? The analogy gets a little confusing after that.
  • edited September 2007
    I don't doubt that it could be good; Minority Report had horrible trailers.
  • edited September 2007
    I saw a trailer for it in the theater about a month ago. These clips aren't loading fast enough for me, but the one I saw made it look like it could be pretty good. Enough so that I actually remembered it as something I'd probably like to see.
  • edited September 2007
    If you need further evidence of the fact that this movie's gonna be no damn good (Bono wasn't enough for you?), you probably didn't watch this rousing rendition of "I Want You (She's So Heavy)" sung by Uncle Sam and army recruitment officers. They're just using the base elements of Beatles lyrics and reinterpreting them into garbage. I can only imagine the meeting that transpired for this song:

    "'I Want You'... hey, that's what it says on Uncle Sam posters! Let's roll with it!"
  • edited September 2007
    The conveyor belt scene was sorta neat. Somersault!
  • edited September 2007
    Meh, I still want to see it. I shall reserve judgement until then.
  • edited September 2007
    Just because it makes a simple connection like the "I Want You" point you bring up, doesn't mean that other parts won't be deep. Also, shallow does not equal boring necessarily!
  • edited September 2007
    But it does equal shallow. And I doubt it's the only instance, considering their equally-shallow use of Beatles song characters. I wonder if maybe we will see Maxwell with a silver hammer?
  • edited September 2007
    I'm actually reserving judgment until I see the entire thing as well. I shake my finger at thee, Mario!
  • edited September 2007
    I found the "I Want You" quite amusing, actually.
  • edited September 2007
    I like Julie Taymor's work, so I will see it anyways.
  • edited September 2007
    I saw a trailer for this movie in theaters a few months ago, and my friends and I were all really excited to see it... but I do have to admit, that trailer you showed was pretty crappy (especially in comparison to the one I saw). But I still want to see it... in fact, I really want to see it. I love the Beatles, so seeing anyone's weird interpretation of their songs sounds alright to me.

    I think one of my friend's actually saw the movie though, and he said it was stupid.. but it was someone else who told me that he had seen it, so maybe he was just talking about a trailer or something. I dunno. In any case, this thread has not convinced me to avoid the movie... I still want to see it just as much as I did when I saw the first trailer.
  • edited September 2007
    Oh, I never said I wasn't gonna see it. I may not plunk down $10+ to see it in theaters (at least not on my own), but it'd probably be rental-worthy. I too love the Beatles, which is why I'm extra-critical of anything that may sully their good name. I'll bet Bono can pull off such a feat with gusto. Possibly by counting to four(teen) in Spanish.

    Jakey, I'm allowed to pass judgement based on a trailer! This is the highlight material they deemed appropriate to convince me that this is a movie worth watching, so it is absolutely open to my criticisms. As it stands, the movie looked to be of the laughably bad MST3K-ish quality that I get a kick out of, so I very well may enjoy it... just not in the way the creators intended. To put things in perspective, I thought Fight Club was gonna be the stupidest movie in the world when I saw the trailer, but I was proved delightfully wrong. But my judgments on the trailer and sample songs stand.

    Don't worry moviegoers, I won't heckle it out loud (or at least not too loudly) if I see it in theaters.
  • edited September 2007
    I think I will see it. It entices my interest. I hope it will be good, but I will go in knowing that it may not be.
  • edited September 2007
    I saw it this past weekend. Jake's thoughts follow!



    Ok, the movie was just alright. The plot was trite in places, and while visually the film was well done, it just didn't cohere together very well. I suppose having everyone drop acid is a good way to introduce the various effects, but it was uneven. Also the ending, for a brief moment, seemed like it was going to be refreshingly original...but promptly fell into predictability. Thanks a lot, Middle America. No one takes risks anymore because of you.

    However, a major strong point was that some of the music arrangements are extremely well done...I don't think this gives anything away, one of my favorites was a black gospel choir singing Let it Be at a funeral. Although, some of the songs were taken out of context (yes, "I Want You" doesn't mean what they want it to mean, Mario), others were sort of ridiculously crammed in (I think Prudence was a character only so they could sing "Dear Prudence") and others yet could have been used very effectively but sort of fell flat ("Revolution" was right were I expected it to be, but could have been set a lot better).

    Overall, I think it's worth a viewing. It's fun to sing along at times, and see what sort of Beatles reference they'll make next. A series of interesting scenes that isn't quite held together, but amusing.
  • edited September 2007
    Was Lucy ever in the sky, or with diamonds?
  • edited May 2008
    Okay, I finally got around to watching this movie, and... not as terrible as I thought it would be. Eight months later, Mario's thoughts!



    Some of the Beatles references are very forced (an old guy reminiscing about what he thought life would be like "when he was sixty-four" stood out in my mind), but I actually found myself enjoying this film a great deal, so I was able to overlook most of them. Apparently being able to sing along with the characters makes a big difference to me when watching a new musical.

    Bono's role was cringe-worthy and mostly pointless, but he was onscreen for a blessedly short amount of time.

    What the hell was Prudence's deal? I sort of got a sense that she was gay (wanting to hold the blonde cheerleader's hand, wanting Sadie so bad it was driving her mad, then getting together with Rita WHO WASN'T A METER MAID TALK ABOUT LOST SONG OPPORTUNITY), but I agree with Jakey that she seemed to be there mostly for having a Dear Prudence number. On the bright side, I thought they sung that particular song quite well.

    There was one aspect of the movie that profoundly bothered me. Lucy's role as super-activist, Jude's jealousy over all the time she spends with Paco, and Paco's eventual turn to extremist and his accidental bomb death were exactly what happened in the excellent TV miniseries The '60s. I really liked The '60s, so this lifting of plot felt contrived in comparison. That said, I was not alive in the sixties, so it's entirely possible that both stories are based on common occurrences in that time period.

    In conclusion, I'm not entirely proud to admit this complete turnaround, but Across the Universe defied almost all of my expectations and ended up being entertaining. Some absolutely beautiful imagery, really good singing, and of course the fine choice of source material made this a film I enjoyed from start to finish. I particularly got a kick out of references not directly related to Beatles songs, like the rooftop concert at the end and some of Jude's artwork resembling John Lennon's distinctive style (I even caught a glimpse of a drawing of two full-body nudes in reference to Unfinished Music No. 1: Two Virgins (NSFW)). So yeah, this movie didn't actually suck like I thought it would. Again, not happy to fess up to my error, but recognizing our shortcomings is how we grow as individuals. Go watch this movie for a good time... and try to ignore Bono.
  • edited May 2008
    UPDATE: I still didn't like it.
  • edited May 2008
    And I still haven't seen it! I probably will sometime over the summer though.
  • edited May 2008
    I probably won't! I don't like the beatles.
  • edited May 2008
    Heretic!!!

    Also, I saw it, and though I am a bit biased (being some one who sees hardly any movies and therefore has no grounds on which to judge things... oh and also I'm a Beatles fan) I liked it... I liked it a lot. My favorite bits were the "I want you" and "For the benefit of Mr. Kite" .
  • edited May 2008
    I thought I might maybe light it) as stateed above) but the mario opinions made me shy away. But nbow hew saysm mit may maybe be okk./ So I'm gona madeaan effo9rt tom see it. If I can can get any sort of re-inforccement , that'll let me get past any hol-ups and just enjoy it as an independent filmn.
  • edited May 2008
    See? Some people do make good and respectable decisions when intoxicated.
  • edited May 2008
    Behemoth wrote: »
    I thought I might maybe light it) as stateed above) but the mario opinions made me shy away. But nbow hew saysm mit may maybe be okk./ So I'm gona madeaan effo9rt tom see it. If I can can get any sort of re-inforccement , that'll let me get past any hol-ups and just enjoy it as an independent filmn.

    I told you on AIM already, if you drink more whiskey, we'll understand you better.
  • edited May 2008
    Am I the only one who thinks of The Firm rather than The Beatles upon hearing the phrase "Across the Universe"?
  • edited May 2008
    I dunno, I think of the Beatles. I loved the movie when I saw it a few months ago, and might even buy it someday to watch it several times over (meaning I REALLY liked it). It was great waiting to figure out all the beatles references, since there were so many of them... I didn't know a bunch of the ones my mom recognized when I watched it with her, and when I talked about the movie later with some friends I got the impression that I caught a lot more references than they did.

    I think the most common complaint I heard about the movie was about the lame plot they put together around the lyrics, and really I think that shouldn't even be a real complaint-- those people just had the wrong expectations for it, haha. I thought the whole point of the movie was to throw in different renditions of Beatles songs and to actually make something slightly meaningful out of it. In any case... I loved it. The character Jude has a lovely voice!
  • edited May 2008
    Actually all the actors sang the songs themselves... So it's more like the actor who played Jude has a lovely voice.
  • edited May 2008
    What, you're saying the character Jude didn't have a voice? I distinctly recall Jude singing some songs.
  • edited May 2008
    No all the characters were taken against their will and brought to America (and Liverpool) at gun-point. They were not allowed food or water if they went out of character for even the tiniest instant.

    Or they're not real and mario (should I capitalize your name or not, because your name is uppercase but your screen name, though eerily similar is the same but lowercase) has very poor reality to insanity coordination.