Please Enjoy Lent

stefstef
edited July 18 in Events
Thank You

Comments

  • ApathyApathy
    edited March 2006
    Now that's hardcore.

    I bet he went and punched out some Romans with the still-attached blocks of wood.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited March 2006
    Messiah SMASH!!
  • ApathyApathy
    edited March 2006
    I bet he headbutted a bunch of people with his crown of thorns as well.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2006
    wouldn't that hurt both parties involved?
  • ApathyApathy
    edited March 2006
    He can take the pain.
  • Doom ShroomDoom Shroom
    edited March 2006
    He transcends the pain, no less.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2006
    That is without a doubt one of the coolest things I have ever seen.

    Now that's a savior.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited March 2006
    He turns water into BLOOD!!
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    wow, thats enough to make me consider possibly joining whatever form of christianity lent is from
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited March 2006
    Amoeba Boy wrote:
    He turns water into BLOOD!!
    Well, he can turn water into wine, and wine into blood, so water into blood seems to be in line with his established superpowers.
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited March 2006
    True genious is the ability to go from point A to point C without going through point B.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited March 2006
    god wrote:
    wow, thats enough to make me consider possibly joining whatever form of christianity lent is from
    That would be catholics. I'm already a member.
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    i think my dads one of thems. him being irish and all
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited March 2006
    Actually, most liturgical churches observe Lent. So if you're looking for 40 days of repentance, you can go to your local Catholic, Orthodox, Episcopal/Anglican, Lutheran or Methodist churches! Tell them Prof. MacJake sent you, and watch as they blink in incomprehension.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2006
    The real trick is to give up something good enough to impress the others with your sacrifice, but something not close enough to you that you won't miss it.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2006
    While they all observe lent, they don't all put ashes on your forehead.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited March 2006
    I feel so guilty. I couldn't get ashes this year because I had bowling club, so I couldn't make it.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited March 2006
    I ate a hamburger today!
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited March 2006
    Once, Chuck Norris/The Messiah fought the law.

    Chuck Norris/The Messiah won.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited March 2006
    Hamelin wrote:
    I ate a hamburger today!

    I ate sausage. It is niether Ash Wednesday nor is it a Friday during Lent. A hamburger is not special.

    EDIT: Do it again tomorrow and you can feel special.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited March 2006
    FINE, I WILL.
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited March 2006
    I got ash on my forehead! It was good!
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited March 2006
    Was it groovy?
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited March 2006
    Tubular. Or maybe gnarly. Or maybe some other level from the Special area from Super Mario World.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited March 2006
    I saw some guy with an ash cross on his forehead, and I forgot that that's what people do on ash wednesday. I almost asked him if he was in a cult.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited March 2006
    That would have been helariously awkward and also pretty offensive!
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited March 2006
    Meh. A religion's just a cult with political power, anyway.
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    awkward and offensive are what i do best
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2006
    Religion often hates SCIENCE.

© Vanilla Keystone Theme 2023