What's Love Like?

DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
edited March 2008 in General
Hey folks! I just ate half a bag of Chips-A-Hoy, and in my sugar-and-shortening-fueled rage I've forgotten what it's like to be in love! Who can describe it with words?

(an alternative would be to upload an original song or painting or severed horse head!)
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  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited October 2007
    Love is what happens when you meet someone who you find to be both sexually and mentally appealing. The dumber you are, the easier it is to find love.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited October 2007
    It means you suck at tennis.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited October 2007
    Love is like warm gooey brownies straight from the oven. It's really great when it's new, but if you don't take care of it by (metaphorically) wrapping it up in plastic wrap it can get dry and kind of crusty.

    Darn brownies.
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited October 2007
    Love is like convincing yourself that the mixture of admiration, loyalty, empathy, and sex is the result of magic. And then your brain swirls again.


    And then the ice weasels come.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited October 2007
    Love means never having to say you're sorry
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited October 2007
    That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
  • brucebruce
    edited October 2007
    Love is really, really depressing.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited October 2007
    What a downer!
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited October 2007
    LOVE IS LIKE GRABBING AN INVINCIBILITY STAR AND FIREFLOWER AT THE SAME TIME WHILE SNORTING COKE OFF AN ELVEN PRINCESS AND THEN FLYING TO THE MOON IN A GIANT BUBBLE MADE OF CANDY. IT IS FUN AS HELL UNTIL THE STAR RUNS OUT, THEN YOU'RE JUST OVERDOSING AND DYING IN YOUR EXPLOSIVELY DECOMPRESSED CANDY BUBBLE IN SPACE.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited October 2007
    Don't ask me, for God's sake.
  • GarnetGarnet
    edited October 2007
    Love is a sweet melody which can change like the waves of the sea. It still is in tune with itself,yet it is unpredictable. As much as we try to control over it, love can open new doors and close others.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited October 2007
    Love is a good trombone solo.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited October 2007
    I hate threads that make me think. >: (
  • kirbykirby
    edited October 2007
    love is like having your heart stabbed straight through with a stake and eating sweets at the same time
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited October 2007
    Love is the long, difficult, delicious process by which one is finally able to tear down all the walls surrounding one's true personality in front of this special person.
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited October 2007
    illithid235 wrote: »
    Love is the long, difficult, delicious process by which one is finally able to tear down all the walls surrounding one's true personality in front of this special person.


    AND THEN THEY GET BORED OF YOU
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited October 2007
    KhanFusion wrote: »
    AND THEN THEY GET BORED OF YOU

    Which is why true, lasting love is so hard to find.
  • godgod
    edited October 2007
    Where does they buying of a car for her come into this?
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited October 2007
    BURN!
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited October 2007
    illithid235 wrote: »
    Love is the long, difficult, delicious process by which one is finally able to tear down all the walls surrounding one's true personality in front of this special person.

    And you can both laugh when you fart, too. That's true love.
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited October 2007
    Hellz yeah. I'm getting engaged to that girl on Halloween. Booyah!
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited October 2007
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  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited October 2007
    god wrote: »
    Where does they buying of a car for her come into this?

    Gave. I gave her the car. There's a difference.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited October 2007
    JUST TELL THE STORY ALREADY GOSH
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited October 2007
    What is love?

    Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited March 2008
    LOVE NEVER DIES.

    you know why? Because it is undead. Like a vampire. A sexy, sexy vampire, that gets all fat and irritable once you hook up with it. And all of its friends are stupid and annoying, but you have to put up with them because YOU DONT HAVE A CHOICE SHE WILL LEAVE YOU AND TAKE HALF OF YOUR THINGS.

    Ah, I'm just kidding, guys. She will never leave you. Even if you really, really want her to.
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited March 2008
    I HATE LOVE.

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE.
  • geokogeoko
    edited March 2008
    Well, to quote Mr. Bungle:

    "LOVE IS A FIST!"
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited March 2008
    KhanFusion wrote: »
    Ah, I'm just kidding, guys. She will never leave you. Even if you really, really want her to.

    Nah, she will leave you, it will just take a really, really, really long time and it will be in the one moment she thinks she may get away with it. When it happens, it is your responsibility to either RUN or HIDE, until the time it would take for a make-up has passed and you can be FREE. Hooray!
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2008
    Don't forget the breakup sex.

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