Justin Guitar (dot com)
So about once a month I google "free guitar lessons" because I'm an idiot who doesn't realize that using the word "free" in a google search is like posting the words "blacks need not apply" in a help wanted at. All you're going to get is the NAACP knocking down your door. Well, I got lucky (like, super lucky) tonight and a found an actual site with, like, videos and sounds and whatnot, where it's all free. It's not one of those crappy ones where they give you the tablature to "Horse With No Name" and then say you'll have to pay a premium to access everything else. It's one of those use-it-for-free-but-if-you-liked-it-then-pay-me-you-freeloading-jerk sites.
I don't know if anyone else received a guitar from their mother hoping it would turn them not gay one Christmas, learned how to strum a C chord, and then made a song about antisemitism (Jake do you still have that MP3?) only to drop the instrument except for once a month where they pick it up and play The Legendary Theme from Gitaroo Man, but if any of you are in a situation like that, then go to http://www.justinguitar.com/
THE END.
I don't know if anyone else received a guitar from their mother hoping it would turn them not gay one Christmas, learned how to strum a C chord, and then made a song about antisemitism (Jake do you still have that MP3?) only to drop the instrument except for once a month where they pick it up and play The Legendary Theme from Gitaroo Man, but if any of you are in a situation like that, then go to http://www.justinguitar.com/
THE END.
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In conclusion, I need to purchase a guitar.