THE BELT IS OURS!

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  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2008
    Jakey's watching you....he's always watching you
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited March 2008
    Please say gay sex, please say gay sex...
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited March 2008
    Professor MacJake wrote: »
    I haven't locked it...yet.

    Perhaps there's something you gentlemen can do...for me...

    A nude picture of me covered in egg whites and bread crumbs? DONE.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2008
    I already did that. When you said I'd be a star
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited March 2008
    What? You sick fucks! I just wanted a piece of your Toblerone! (The non-sexual type!)
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited March 2008
    Oh... but those are expensive!
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2008
    That sounds painful.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited March 2008
    it's delicious Swiss milk chocolate with honey and almond nougat! It's worth the extra cash!
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited March 2008
    Something's up with Serephel... he can't access the Belt!! He apologizes for his inability to use a computer properly. Once his mental hiccup is over, he should be able to come back.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2008
    China saw what he was doing and blocked his Belt forever!
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited March 2008
    Tell him I hate him.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2008
    Jakey, I'm afraid the coerced gay sex will have to wait. We must concentrate our efforts on saving Ryan.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited March 2008
    Behemoth wrote: »
    China saw what he was doing and blocked his Belt forever!

    If China doesn't approve I don't know if I can ethically leave this thread unlocked
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited March 2008
    Behemoth wrote: »
    Jakey, I'm afraid the coerced gay sex will have to wait. We must concentrate our efforts on saving Ryan.

    Wait, we're going to be Saving Privately Blocked Ryan?

    Niiice.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2008
    ouch. Seriously.
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited March 2008
    Please don't lock it, sir. It's all I have.
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited March 2008
    WE CAN DO THIS, MEN!

    Quick, to the orgy room!
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited March 2008
    This is the orgy room.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2008
    Well I can't just sit idly by while my friend is forced to work at his job instead of participate in a wacky joke thread about male-homosexual intercourse and food. I'm off!
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited March 2008
    Behemoth wrote: »
    Well I can't just sit idly by while my friend is forced to work at his job instead of participate in a wacky joke thread about male-homosexual intercourse and food. I'm off!

    Godspeed, soldier. Godspeed.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited March 2008
    What's all this then?



    Why I appear to have ruined the thread.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2008
    I have returned!

    It appears that the Firewall or my company's internet thought my continual posting on a thread was a threat to national security, so it temporarily blocked the Belt.

    Nevertheless, I am back. Nothing can stop my love for all of you!

    Also...
    ReallyCleanSocks wrote: »
    Tell him I hate him.

    ...so it begins, RCS. So it begins.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited March 2008
    Hey, I'm in cause Andrew likes me! ha!
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited March 2008
    I'm afraid not, but it's not that I don't like you. You're too young yet. And because I know you on the internet, and you're technically a child, that means that you're a federal agent. And federal agents are not invited to gay orgies. Nothing personal.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited March 2008
    Fuck.
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited March 2008
    Everyone knows the Fed's have their own gay orgies, anyway. With blackjack! And hookers! And waterboarding!
  • RecommenderRecommender
    edited March 2008
    No party is complete without food and music. Otherwise, it's just not the same.
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2008
    And public readings!

    I vote The Aeneid, Midsommer Night's Dream (With Jakey as Puck), Riddley Walker and Beowulf.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2008
    ...god damnit Night Lord. You and Andrew both. You and your books. Go make some money!
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited March 2008
    Miller's Tale! We need some raunchy Middle English comedy in our orgy!

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