Is… is that a Smash Bros. challenge?

edited July 18 in Games
Excuse me, but what was that you just said?

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  • edited March 2008
    Oh, I am more than ready.
  • edited March 2008
    Ha! Everyone thinks they're the best!

    I've never played anyone that could beat me, I glad I finally get a challenge, my lame-o friends and non-existing brothers don't put up a fight!

    And I use Sheik and Zelda. I will princess kick you to your death.
  • edited March 2008
    No mario, you must have misheard me. I asked whether or not you found the weather to you liking. But since you had to boast I suppose I'll have to take you off your high horse.
  • edited March 2008
    Roy...Roy...He's our Boy...

    *sobs*
  • edited March 2008
    Amoeba Boy wrote: »
    No mario, you must have misheard me. I asked whether or not you found the weather to you liking.

    Dude, quit Smash Bros. challenging me already! The challenge has already been issued and accepted! You need to be more patient; I'll be kicking your ass soon enough.

    And yes, the weather is to "me" liking. Or is it "I" liking? I have no familiarity with the "sucks at Smash Bros." English dialect, so its grammatical constructs are completely foreign to me. I'm pretty sure you have to suck pretty hard at Smash Bros. to master the vocabulary and diphthongs and such, so you'll have to break it down for those of us who rock at Smash Bros.

    That is to say, me.
  • edited March 2008
    Oh, this is the thread where we throw shit at each other?

    You motherfucker!
  • edited March 2008
    U R MR GAY
  • edited March 2008
    That's not how you spell "Uruguay". Keep at it though. Also, this thread is not simply for dissing people. It's for dissing people in the context of Smash Bros. trash talk.
  • edited March 2008
    In that case. I am so good at this Smash Bros. Game that I will in fact never pick up the controller to best you. Because the beating that will follow would cause your hair to fall out, your eyes to bleed and cause you to age 10 years instantly.

    Not even bacon would save you.
  • edited March 2008
    I don't know, I've got a lot of bacon in my freezer. Like, a whole lot.
  • edited March 2008
    You would need more bacon than your puny frame could handle. You would have to modify yourself by adding a freight-container to your stomach to recieve the correct amount of bacon!
  • edited March 2008
    mario wrote: »
    That's not how you spell "Uruguay". Keep at it though. Also, this thread is not simply for dissing people. It's for dissing people in the context of Smash Bros. trash talk.
    "U R MR GAY" is at least slightly related to Smash Bros. as it's the hidden message on the Super Mario Galaxy box art. Mario, of course, being a playable character in Smash Bros.
  • edited March 2008
    You know, I'd probably just use Captain Falcon and use The Knee over and over again.
  • edited March 2008
    Ha, you use The Knee? You're gonna go down faster than your mom did last night!
  • edited March 2008
    Your sheik burns fall on deaf ears mario. You will be served, oh yes, you wil be served.
  • edited March 2008
    Aw, did Geoff go deaf from getting his ass handed to him so many times in Smash Bros.? So sad. Guess we'll have to play handicap rounds from now on. Gotta put you on level terrain, after all.
  • edited March 2008
    At least now he won't have to hear "Never Gonna Give You Up" anymore. He'll still have to watch Rick's sultry gyrations though.
  • edited March 2008
    ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALEEEEEEENGE?

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