ladies and gentlemen, remove your boxes!

geokogeoko
edited July 18 in Games
The long long wait is over - I would like to thank all of you who supported me and joined me in this almost 2 year long endeavor to ensure Smash bros release. I believe that were it not for our box strike, Smash would certainly have been delayed again, so i commend your efforts. But now, it is here, and it is time to remove these boxes. *pulls forcefully on his box and it rips into pisces* Ah, much better. Well people, let's see those avatars out of their boxes!!!! Come back into the light with me!

Comments

  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited March 2008
    Who are you?
  • geokogeoko
    edited March 2008
    o_O
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2008
    Wow, has it really been two years? Aah, I remember that time. Being a humble 15 year old with nary a care in the world.
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited March 2008
    Well, damn. May as well partake in nostalgia anyways!
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited March 2008
    Geoff, put your dag friend code in the friend code thread.
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited March 2008
    Two years... trapped in a box...
    Dear God, such horror...

    I'm afraid that the world has moved on without you...

    So, here's a summary of whats changed since you've been gone.

    1. Schwartzeneger is President. No not that one. The other one.
    2. All meals are consumed through vaporized "lite air packs". Saturated fat is still bad for you, and sugar still gives you cancer.
    3. Your "video games" are now refered to as "interactive ocular entertainments" and involve fiber optics being interlayed directly into a persons retinas. The whole process is quite horrific at first, but its worth it to enjoy 600 bit graphics.
    4. Tom Cruise is the new Space Pope, after having defeated Magoxx in unarmed combat.
    5. Still no flying cars.
    6. Gay sex with dead animals is now legal in the entire US. Ironically, the most popular pornographic sites are those specializing in vanilla sex between married couples.


    Enjoy the brave new world, comrade!
  • MrCheezeMrCheeze
    edited March 2008
    No.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited March 2008
    Oh right, a cube is a sort of box, isn't it?
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited March 2008
    Using old avatars doesn't sit well with me, but this is the guy who was in the box all that time. He's very fascinated by mirrors. I updated my profile picture with a new picture though.
  • mariomario
    edited March 2008
    Geoff took his box off just in time to get thoroughly slaughtered by me last night. Go Geoff!
  • ApathyApathy
    edited March 2008
    Living in a box all that time must have dulled his senses.

    The cacophony of noise and light must be a shock to the system now that the box is off.
  • geokogeoko
    edited March 2008
    KhanFusion wrote: »
    Two years... trapped in a box...
    Dear God, such horror...

    I'm afraid that the world has moved on without you...

    So, here's a summary of whats changed since you've been gone.

    1. Schwartzeneger is President. No not that one. The other one.
    2. All meals are consumed through vaporized "lite air packs". Saturated fat is still bad for you, and sugar still gives you cancer.
    3. Your "video games" are now refered to as "interactive ocular entertainments" and involve fiber optics being interlayed directly into a persons retinas. The whole process is quite horrific at first, but its worth it to enjoy 600 bit graphics.
    4. Tom Cruise is the new Space Pope, after having defeated Magoxx in unarmed combat.
    5. Still no flying cars.
    6. Gay sex with dead animals is now legal in the entire US. Ironically, the most popular pornographic sites are those specializing in vanilla sex between married couples.


    Enjoy the brave new world, comrade!

    The Space Pope is a lie!
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited March 2008
    Of course the Space Pope lies! Its his job, dude...
    Where have you been?


    Oh, right....
  • mariomario
    edited March 2008
    You misspelled "Schwarzenegger". Unless that's what you meant by the other one.

    There's a good reason there's no flying car yet.

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