The Final Battle

edited July 19 in For SCIENCE
The world has been taken over by zombies. You are the last man/woman alive.

The zombies are coming for you. It will be the final battle.

You choose:

1) The time
2) The place
3) The weapon
4) The music

Go.

Comments

  • edited May 2008
    1) No time limit (three-man stock)
    2) Final Destination
    3) Mr. Game & Watch
    4) Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy (Pappy Mix) (turn off in-game music)
  • edited May 2008
    1) 13:30
    2) Westminster Palace
    3) Cricket Bat
    4) Don't stop me now by Queen
  • edited May 2008
    1) Any time between my waking hours. That's usually 4 PM to 6 AM.
    2) Alaska. It's scientifically proven with science that Zombies hate the cold.
    3) Flamethrower. It'll keep me toasty in the cold AND I get to use up the world's supply of oil killing everyone. It'll be an endurance test, oil or undead human lives.
    4) Hip Albatross - The Gorillaz
  • edited May 2008
    1) 4 in the morning
    2) The Internet, U.S.A.
    3) Master Sword
    4) Team America's theme song
  • godgod
    edited May 2008
    1) Sometime at night
    2) A large, burning city
    3) Any kind of explosive projectiles
    4) Dragon Force - Operation Ground and Pound. Or the intro to The meloncholy of Suzumiya Haruhi, "Hare Hare Yukai", because that would be hilarious.

    Edit: Wow, I can't believe I made that mistake. Hare Hare Yukai is the outro.
  • edited May 2008
    1) 2 hours before dawn, so that the new day would arrive to see either me walking alone and victorious, covered in zombie blood, away from the sunrise, or a world finally rid of humanity.

    2) The limestone quarry near Park Forest, Illinois. Serephel and I have always said that that location would be an ideal site for a massive battle.
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    This is really the only picture I can find. The road you see is a major interstate, I-80/94, and from the interstate it is a vast, multi-tiered pit. Truly a great site for an epic battle.

    3) Supercharged Gravity Gun. I would say that its functions extend farther into reality than Half-Life 2, though... for instance, I think that if you were to jump and shoot it at the ground, you should be able to fly up in the air, and also use it for a safe landing. The applications in a multi-tiered quarry full of stone and heavy machinery are many.

    4) A hardcore metal cover of "The Darkness Nova" from Legend of Mana.

    The video is meaningless, but that's the song.
  • edited May 2008
    1) The time
    They see well during the day, even better at night. Magic Hour.

    2) The place
    Just off Serramonte in Daly City. There's a Home Depot with a cliff behind it and only one main entrance on one side of the freeway, and a Hospital on top of a hill on the opposite side. My ex and I had a very elaborate plan wherein she would run the hospital and I would run the Home Depot. We worked out how we would communicate, and work up zip lines to get between the two. (see the map below) The only risk is the proximity to the cemetery and, even worse, Colma. But hey. We can take 'em.

    3) The weapon
    the plan is to build weapons at home depot. We figure there are enough chainsaws and butane torches to do some damage, and we can build potato canons and other various projectile weapons.

    4) The music
    Well, obviously, my plan is for the long haul, so we'd likely need a montage to get through it quickly. I'd suggest Eye of the Tiger.
  • edited May 2008
    Andrew, yours rocks.

    1. Time: Sunset, to parallel the descent into darkness
    2. Place: Downtown of major city. Let's say Hangzhou, since I'm there.
    3. Weapon: This crazy thing:

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    4. Music: End of All Hope, by Nightwish
  • edited May 2008
    Time: whenever is good with me.
    Place: A tall tower stocked with a fair amount of supplies in a warm climate.
    weapon: high caliber sniper rifle, many, many bullets.
    music: Waking The Cadaver-Chased Through the Woods
  • edited May 2008
    1) The time - Gonna go with daytime...dont have night vision SORRY.
    2) The place - THE MOON
    3) The weapon - CHAINSAW ROCKET LAWN-CHAIRS (yes thats launchers.)
    4) The music - Norther's cover of "The Final Countdown"
  • edited May 2008
    1) Midnight Hour
    2) Forks, Washington
    3) A flashlight duct taped to a bible
    4) "La Vie Boheme" From RENT.
  • edited May 2008
    I love your choice of song!
  • edited May 2008
    Time: Dusk.
    Place: In a small field surrounded by forest.
    Weapon: Katana and/or martial arts of some sort, probably a mix-mush of many kinds.
    Music: "Someone's in the Wolf" by Queens of the Stone Age.
  • edited May 2008
    Also a good choice of song!
  • edited May 2008
    A flashlight duct taped to a bible?

    Please explain your choice of weapon, Ocarina. I'm confused.