Come, Orange Beltians... to COMMUNISM!

SerephelSerephel
edited July 19 in Travel and Meetups
Hail Orange beltians!

I had a conversation with Jakey... he refused my request, but I shall offer it all to you!

Come to China!

We have cheap food! Cheap transportation! And lots and lots of hot women who just want to show off a trophy American boyfriend! (Or hot men for you women. I know lots of really effeminate looking pretty boys too...).

Also, I know that some of you are not American. But if you are not Asian, then they assume you are American.

I have a plan. I need to recruit enough high level OB patrons to come to China. And then, once I have enough, I can initiate a hostile takeover of the Belt!

Say goodbye to the Orange Belt! And welcome...

The RED Belt! (of communism)

Who's with me???

(I might be a little drunk right now. But everyone else has their own characteristics when drunk. When Jakey's drunk, he loves people. When Adam's drunk, he yells and gets angry at everything. When I drink, I recruit for the communist cause).

(By the way, I fix my typos, because they still bother me no matter how drunk I am. This just takes a long time to type when drunk).
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  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited May 2008
    I'm with you, comrade!
  • TriremeTrireme
    edited May 2008
    This shall be a glorious revolution! The workers of the orange belt will unite as one party and shall bring about a classless equalization to the current capitalistic pig-dog post count system oppressing the proletariat at present!

    I shall join you comrade! Long live The people's belt.
  • brucebruce
    edited May 2008
    No thanks, I'll stick to free market capitalism.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited May 2008
    I prefer being better than people because I have money.
  • mariomario
    edited May 2008
    Though I do not intend to side with your call to communism, this is still better drunk-posting than Adam's typo-ridden posts of anger.
  • brucebruce
    edited May 2008
    capitalismrocks.jpg

    It warms my heart :)
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited May 2008
    I dunno. China sounds awfully far away. I don't fare well traveling long distances. It was tough just making it to San Francisco for a few days. Going to China? I'd probably die or something. If not from the traveling, then from the strange food.

    I guess there'll be no communism for me. 'Tis a pity. Or maybe not. I may never know I guess.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited June 2008
    I will be there on July 5th.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited June 2008
    Only if you help me move.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited June 2008
    Orange Belitans of the world, unite! We have nothing to lose but our pants!
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited June 2008
    That means most of us have nothing to lose at all.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited June 2008
    I vaguely remember somebody, maybe it was Agentcel, mentioning going to China for some sort of school related project. But then I discounted it and assumed that he was so motivated by my drunken proposal that he immediately purchased a ticket within the coming month.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited June 2008
    I'm thinking of planning a trip to France sometime soon and they're practically Communist. Hell, Canada's pretty red itself so I'm already halfway there!
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited June 2008
    Just keep flying east.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited June 2008
    Yeah, it was me! July 5th. Call the whores so we can play some video games.
  • NukivajNukivaj
    edited June 2008
    I'm going to Beijing next July too...
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited June 2008
    OMG IT IS WORKING
  • brucebruce
    edited June 2008
    No! Don't give in! We have investment opportunities!
  • ZlamzamboZlamzambo
    edited June 2008
    I am headed to Japan at the end of July.:)
  • NoLongerNoLonger
    edited June 2008
    Damn you!!!
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited June 2008
    Japan is a good place! Why, I was living in Osaka at the time when the glorious Orange Belt was introduced to me by Behemoth. Good times!

    You're almost to China! You're just a bunny hop away!
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited June 2008
    Just make sure you hop in the right direction, otherwise you'll end up in the Pacific ocean.
  • TriremeTrireme
    edited June 2008
    If you do land in the Pacific ocean, make sure to not drink the water.

    No matter how long you've drifted at sea without liquid sustence, no matter how clear and revitalizing the sea water looks, refrain from satisfying your insatiable thirst with Neptune's Drink of Death(tm)! To quench your longing thirst with cool, delicious, sea water will only rob yourself of vigor and sanity! Don't... drink... refreshing water...
  • brucebruce
    edited June 2008
    Apparently in these cases you are meant to pee in your mouth.
  • TriremeTrireme
    edited June 2008
    Ugh, what a bad way to go. A urine soaked mess.

    That's why I say stay in school and say yes to Communism!
  • brucebruce
    edited June 2008
    Or not
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited June 2008
    Nuki, you should totally make yourself stand out, I'll be there for 3 weeks. I should see you somtime.
  • QueenQuinlinQueenQuinlin
    edited June 2008
    Hmmmm, I'm more in to dictatorships myself.... But perhaps I could find it in my heart to embrace communism.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited June 2008
    Hay guys I'm drunk again!!!!!

    Okay, more reason to come to China for the communist cause. See, I have a girlfriend (different from before), and her family is very hesitant to like me. Because, I am an American, and we Americans are dirty, horrible people. I was a secret from her father for a while (her mother knew), but he finally found out. And boy, was he pissed.

    Tonight I went out with the girlfriend and some of her family, father excluded because he had work. I met up with a bunch of her extended family, and I successfully managed to break all cultural barriers to make them like me.

    I drank. A lot.

    And now family all loves me. Because I kept up with the big guys (who are not too big by Western standards).

    So, despite the cultural barrier, Chinese men are still all the same. If you want to impress them, drink more than they can (Adam, if you come to China, you will have women hanging off each leg and all three other appendages).

    And oh my god the food here is wonderful. Communism never tasted so delicious.

    Come to China. Some of you already are. Those of you who aren't, hurry up and get with the program.

    Oh yeah, and 500ml bottles of beer are 50 cents each.
  • QueenQuinlinQueenQuinlin
    edited June 2008
    I do indeed like tasty Communistic food...

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