hey jerks i'm in california

I've invaded your large state you may as well surrender now i can't be stopped i'm like a dang freight train.

posting from a cell phone is suboptimal.

anyway i am heading to Yosemite in about an hour while my family freaks out around me. i shall remain an island of sanity in their sea of madness.

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  • edited June 2008
    Now you know how I feel. Every. Fucking Day.

    Damn families.
  • edited June 2008
    yea my mom is mega pissed right now my aunt dumped some stuff on her
  • edited June 2008
    Tell them to calm down and shut up for me... It works for me.
  • edited June 2008
    Welcome to civilization!
  • edited June 2008
    Welcome to civilization!

    But he's in California
  • edited June 2008
    I've seen Zorro and 24. Neither Mexico or The USA can tame California. It's like a wild horse that someone has just kicked in the bollocks.
  • edited June 2008
    Did you just use the word "bollocks" in a old Western-style analogy to describe something as American as California?
  • edited June 2008
    I'm back!
  • edited June 2008
    I don't believe you!
  • edited June 2008
    Well I just looked out my window and didn't see him, so I'm assuming he left.
  • edited June 2008
    It IS entirely possible that he was invisible at the time...
  • edited June 2008
    Maybe he ducked, or did a barrel roll and successfully deflected your sight.
  • edited June 2008
    Maybe he's in the attic.
  • edited June 2008
    I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT JEFF'S DISAPPEARANCE
  • edited June 2008
    I know nothing about this tacos disappearance.
    My poor, poor taco...

    I shall avenge you!
  • edited June 2008
    I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT JEFF'S DISAPPEARANCE

    *sigh*
    How many time must In tell you? Stop kidnapping the forum-goers.
  • edited June 2008
    Oh man Jakey, it was so on.

    But now it is not.
  • edited June 2008
    Why can't it always be on?
  • edited June 2008
    Because then it being on wouldn't be nearly as special.