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  • mariomario
    edited June 2008
    The Goddess of Gams
    The God of Ennui
  • ZlamzamboZlamzambo
    edited June 2008
    The god of the English language!
  • NoLongerNoLonger
    edited June 2008
    The god of internet memes.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited June 2008
    The God of pickled herring.
  • godgod
    edited June 2008
    The God of MMOs.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited June 2008
    The God of unnecessary references to Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited June 2008
    The God of 'merika
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited June 2008
    Gauld, God of Opposites
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited June 2008
    The god of rocking out.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited June 2008
    The god of that clicking sound you sometimes get in your jaw.

    The god of misused apostrophe's.
  • godgod
    edited June 2008
    The God of Mary Sues.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited June 2008
    The God of SCIENCE!
  • NoLongerNoLonger
    edited June 2008
    The god of SCIENCE! isn't lesser known...
  • brucebruce
    edited June 2008
    Vi, the god of text editors.
  • godgod
    edited June 2008
    The Dog of Dyslexia.
  • QueenQuinlinQueenQuinlin
    edited June 2008
    The God of the somewhat amusing news thread.
    Seriously, that guy dose not get enough love!
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited June 2008
    The God of Sweet, Sweet Love
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited June 2008
    The God of fresh, hot coffee.
  • QueenQuinlinQueenQuinlin
    edited June 2008
    Amoeba Boy wrote: »
    The God of Sweet, Sweet Love
    Aphrodite. Or Venus if you are feeling Roman.
    But technically there both goddesses. Gender wise the GOD of love is Eros.
    Eros, the Greek god of love and sexual desire (the word eros, which is found in the Iliad by Homer, is a common noun meaning sexual desire). He was also worshiped as a fertility god, believed to be a contemporary of the primeval Chaos, which makes Eros one of the oldest gods. According to Aristophanes (Birds) he was born from Erebus and Nyx (Night); in later mythology Eros is the offspring of Aphrodite and Ares. Yet in the Theogony, the epic poem written by Hesiod, it mentions a typified Eros as being an attendant of Aphrodite, but not her son. Another legend says that he was the son of Iris and Zephyrus.
  • PandaPanda
    edited June 2008
    ...Overachiever >_> heh
  • QueenQuinlinQueenQuinlin
    edited June 2008
    I don't think it counts if you Google “God of Love” then quote the first paragraph of the first result that you find.
    God of faking overachievement?
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited June 2008
    ROFL.

    Some of these are great.

    Fresh, hot coffee? BWAHAAAHAHA. Awesome.
  • godgod
    edited June 2008
    The God of /b/

    He is a malevolent god indeed.
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited June 2008
    Meatloaf would probably mention the God of Sex, Drums, and Rock n' Roll.

    Why not the God of catching stuff with your foot a second before it hits the ground and breaks.
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited June 2008
    The God of Playable JRPGs, such as Rogue Galaxy.
  • QueenQuinlinQueenQuinlin
    edited June 2008
    There’s a god of total awesomeness. Chuck Norris.

    Sorry, my friend is obsessed.
  • godgod
    edited June 2008
    The God of Old Jokes that Stopped Being Funny at Least a Year Ago. Chuck Norris.

    Sorry, Chuck Norris is played out.
  • ZlamzamboZlamzambo
    edited June 2008
    god wrote: »
    The God of Old Jokes that Stopped Being Funny at Least a Year Ago. Cuck Norris.

    Sorry, Chuck Norris is played out.

    The god of battles between Cuck Norris and Chuck Norris. Go Cuck!!
  • QueenQuinlinQueenQuinlin
    edited June 2008
    I think Cuck can totally take Chuck down. I mean, he doesn’t have that big "h" weighing him down.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited June 2008
    The god of on-topic threads.

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