So my goal in life is to go to Yale and become a successful attorney...

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  • edited July 2008
    What's wrong with masturbating to financial policy? Nothing gets me hotter than watching poor financial policy build up into a great big economic bubble. When it pops, I pop.
  • edited July 2008
    The University of Chicago is an overpriced private school filled with petulant conservatives who masturbate to the gold standard

    You only say that because you're a commie. THERE I SAID IT.
  • edited July 2008
    Kuko, don't tease Jakey -_-... He's the reincarnation of the Che Guevara.
  • edited July 2008
    I certainly hope not. I don't believe in reincarnation, but if I did I'm pretty sure that guy wouldn't get a second try as human being. The thing is that I'm really biased against the U of Illinois because of this fellow:

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  • edited July 2008
    :'(

    I admit it, I only like U of I because of its racist mascot
  • edited July 2008
    That's as good as any other reason.
  • edited July 2008
    At Valpariaso we were the Crusaders. Our mascot hinted that if you were a pagan, Jew, Orthodox Christian, or any other kind of enemy against the Church, we would murder you.

    It would've been even better if we played against a university team from a Jerusalem in the US or something, but I don't think that ever happened. I think there are three, in Ohio, New York, and somewhere else.
  • edited July 2008
    When I was still looking for colleges to go to, my uncle kept pushing me to go into engineering at U of I, since that's the program he went through. I was bent on going to UT though, and plus-- my uncle hates his job.
  • edited July 2008
    If he hates his job then why would he want you to follow the same career and university? I think your uncle dislikes you and wants you to lead an unpleasant life.
  • edited July 2008
    He likes me, but I think he actually thinks engineering is a great job-- he just dislikes it right now? I dunno.