Ron Paul's Campaign for...Carbonation?

DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
edited July 19 in Politics
Who wants to drink some Jones Soda with pictures of politicians on it?
I know I do!

http://www.campaigncola.com/
I know I want to drink some Dr. Paul, but the flavors also come in Pure SugarMcCain Soda, Barroot Obeer, and ...Hillary...

Comments

  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited August 2008
    I'd drink it!
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited August 2008
    I'll bet Hillary's cola tastes like defeat.
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited August 2008
    And Ron Paul's probably tastes like cultural isolation.
  • mariomario
    edited August 2008
    I'm genuinely irritated that Ron Paul and Hillary Clinton got sodas, but Stephen Colbert didn't. Truthiness Cola tastes like freedom.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited August 2008
    Truthiness cola also makes you pee red, white, and blue!
  • brucebruce
    edited August 2008
    What about Cameron Coke? Pelosi Pepsi? Benn Irn Bru! Clegg Coca Cola Zero?
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited August 2008
    Mike Huckabeer.
  • QueenQuinlinQueenQuinlin
    edited August 2008
    Barroot Obeer tastes like hope! *sob* Yes we can!
  • mariomario
    edited August 2008
    Yes You Can Cola promises to change its flavor by the time you're done drinking it.

    Pure McCain Cola is flat.
  • brucebruce
    edited August 2008
    You also can't lift your arms up to your mouth while drinking McCain Cola.
  • mariomario
    edited August 2008
    Because he's some kind of dolphin-man?
  • brucebruce
    edited August 2008
    More like tortured so much in Vietnam that he can no longer lift his arms up that high.

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