The "Far longer than 3 word" story
Same kinda rules apply, just figured I'd try and be cool. Only thing I ask is that if someone beats you to a post, delete yours. if you want to go next just delete the words and I ask that any requested space be allowed to run it's course before another post is made. That being said, let it begin!
Once upon a time in the land of Sillibupkis there lived a man and a woman with 3 lovely daughters and one terribly unattractive son. The daughters names were Milly, Tilly, and Gilly. Their son was named Greg. One day the father of the 4 children was visited by a goat. A mountain goat, in fact, one of those crazy goats with the horns. Yes I know most goats have horns, let me get on with the story. So anyway much to the man's surprise, the goat began to speak! The goat said to the man "Dear sir, it has come to my attention that you have a horribly unattractive son by the name of Greg. Due to the laws of the countryside you must raise the attractiveness of your household by a factor of newborn bunny or foul consequences shall befall you." and with that the goat rambled on down the road where he was set upon by a pack of rabid wolves and consumed. The man was horrified, for while his son was terribly unattractive, his entire family was very fond of the boy for he smelled like freshly baked bread. He needed to come up with a plan to raise the attractiveness of his household and soon, because when a talking goat tells you about foul consequences, you listen.
Once upon a time in the land of Sillibupkis there lived a man and a woman with 3 lovely daughters and one terribly unattractive son. The daughters names were Milly, Tilly, and Gilly. Their son was named Greg. One day the father of the 4 children was visited by a goat. A mountain goat, in fact, one of those crazy goats with the horns. Yes I know most goats have horns, let me get on with the story. So anyway much to the man's surprise, the goat began to speak! The goat said to the man "Dear sir, it has come to my attention that you have a horribly unattractive son by the name of Greg. Due to the laws of the countryside you must raise the attractiveness of your household by a factor of newborn bunny or foul consequences shall befall you." and with that the goat rambled on down the road where he was set upon by a pack of rabid wolves and consumed. The man was horrified, for while his son was terribly unattractive, his entire family was very fond of the boy for he smelled like freshly baked bread. He needed to come up with a plan to raise the attractiveness of his household and soon, because when a talking goat tells you about foul consequences, you listen.
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He was about to give up hope when a recurring comment by neighbors and friends surfaced from his memory.. "Your daughters are all SO beautiful, Abner... but your son... well... your son looks like he's been hit by an ugly stick!" In this case, it was more than just an expression; he had actually been hit by an genuinely enchanted Ugly Stick while still in the womb, cursing him to his current hideous visage.
"I think I've got it!" he exclaimed. "I'll go on a quest... a quest to find a Pretty Stick!"