The Best Way to Lie to Your Job?

edited August 2008 in General
Ok...so I am in a bit of a conundrum here, and could use any and all advice and suggestions that you peeps might offer...

I am an employee of Kelly Services. In February, I got a 2 month assignment working reception at a company that was in the process of phasing out the front desk in their old building. Some six months later, I am still here...but, as some of you might know, Mario and I are moving on the 6th. A little under 2 weeks ago, I told my job that I was moving, and although I would be willing to commute, my rent is really exorbitant and I cannot afford to have a grace period between jobs. So I need some sort of a heads up; either let me know if it's going to become a permanent position or give me an end date/2 weeks notice so I can find something else.

Well, after a week they got back to me, told me it wasn't going to become permanent (which is fine), and that they didn't know when it was ending, but that it was going to be soon...and as for 2 weeks...well, they couldn't give me that, but they would give me "as much of a heads up as possible" (not fine).

So, I took that as a big "fuck you"...and needless to say, started a mad dash job search.

So...here is my issue. I have an interview tomorrow morning, and will have to take the first half of the day (at least) off. Current job gets really, really upset whenever I have to make appointments/call in sick. Supposing that they could very well tell me not to come back when I tell them I'm not coming in...what should I do?

My mother (who kicks ass) told me that I should tell them today that I have "family issues" and will have to take tomorrow off...and offer to call the temp agency to find a replacement for me just for tomorrow.

Anyone out there have any other creative ideas that might let me hold on to this crappy position long enough to keep making money until I have another source of income?

Comments

  • edited August 2008
    Tell them you have woman problems.
  • edited August 2008
    Hmmm. Somehow I don't see that working...
  • edited August 2008
    Family issues seems like the way to go.
  • edited August 2008
    well,,,I decided to go the honesty route... all prayers and happy thoughts are welcomed...
  • edited August 2008
    you mom is a smart woman, i would trust her...

    ...PLUS she could back you up if they ask.
  • edited August 2008
    My mother is indeed a smart woman...but I really have issues with lying. It's already done, I called the temp agency and found a replacement for me for tomorrow. Feels much more honest...and I am sort of relieved!
  • edited August 2008
    Well that was short lived! And I had already arranged an overly complex and unnecessary plan involving a freak laundry machine accident and you faking your own death.
  • edited August 2008
    That sounds like the sort of plan that couldn't possibly fail or have any sort of bad consequences at all.

    EDIT: Which is to say the best kind of plan.
  • edited August 2008
    One day it was a snowday and my school was basically the only one in the area not closed. All night I was trying to come up with good excuses not to go in.

    When I couldn't think of any I realised I had to go to school anyway. While cycling there I lost control on a patch of ice, got thrown off my bike, down an embankment head first into a tree. I had a concussion, but I did miss school that day!
  • edited August 2008
    Night Lord wrote: »
    One day it was a snowday and my school was basically the only one in the area not closed. All night I was trying to come up with good excuses not to go in.

    When I couldn't think of any I realised I had to go to school anyway. While cycling there I lost control on a patch of ice, got thrown off my bike, down an embankment head first into a tree. I had a concussion, but I did miss school that day!
    This is a case where lying would have been the preferable option.

    Why the hell were you using your bike in the winter anyway?
  • edited August 2008
    THAT'S JUST THE WAY HE ROLLS.
  • edited August 2008
    That seems kind of suspicious to me though. Why can't they give you two weeks? What kind of business can't foresee that far in the future if they'll need you? What kind of business is so strapped for cash that they can't give you two weeks work out of pure decency?

    I worked at Kohl's as a temp during the Christmas season of '02. I was in the back as a receiver, unloading the trucks and stuff. I walked into the job knowing I'd be a temp, and that there was a chance they'd let me go after the New Years. I was fine with it.

    But, I expected them to tell me first. Apparently they hired too many temps, and instead of telling us we were let go, they decided to just stop scheduling the people they weren't going to keep. They didn't even post a notice or anything. This kind of sucks when you have monthly payments and bills. Some of the temps were talking about filing a class action lawsuit, but I thought it better to go find another job quickly.
  • edited August 2008
    It's not so much the company as it is the managers. I've found many my bosses were so passive aggressive and afraid of conflict they'd just cut and cut someone's hours until they took the hint and quit.

    It's a dick move, but it happens plenty.
  • edited August 2008
    BevinDeezl wrote: »
    ...but, as some of you might know, Mario and I are moving on the 6th...

    Heh, except I've been moving since two weeks ago, and will continue to be moving for the next week. This staggered moving is pain-in-the-ass bullshit soup!

    Good luck with the interview!
  • edited August 2008
    Serephel wrote: »
    Some of the temps were talking about filing a class action lawsuit, but I thought it better to go find another job quickly.

    Well, how are you supposed to milk a company out of it's own money in order to make yourself stupidly rich without actually having worked if you just go find a job?
  • edited August 2008
    I thought a lot of retail stores fired people that way. They just stopped giving them hours, since it was too much of an effort to actually fire someone. I know two people who worked in retail for a while where that was the case. It's extremely lame, but I thought it was just the sort of thing a retail company that hires younger people does.

    And yes! I hope the interview went well!
  • edited August 2008
    Thanks for all the input, everyone...the interview went well, I think...hopefully they will get back to me. If they don't, it will probably be because I asked for too much money...they seemed a bit quiet when they asked and I spit out a number...but I figure, if you want me to be your office coordinator, and you also want me to assist the designers with design software and the printing process...that's gonna cost you extra!

    I mean, come on. Rent is expensive.
  • edited August 2008
    If they ask first, never be afraid to give the number you want. They'll just offer you les than you asked for anyway.
  • edited August 2008
    It's better for them to ask first than for you to ask first. It makes them think that the money isn't the bottom line with you (even though, come on, money is always the bottom line and companies are only deluding themselves by thinking otherwise). I'm sure it'll go great!
  • edited August 2008
    Come on, I'm surfe there are plenty of people like me who find completion in their lives with data entry. I'd do it for free.
  • edited August 2008
    I love my data entry job. I've been doing it for over a year now.
  • edited August 2008
    Short skirts and low cut shirts also go a long ways to helping you negotiate what you want.

    Oh, and eat a banana too.