We need to CONTINUE this ADVENTURE!

HamelinHamelin
edited July 18 in Games
Original thread

You all know the rules, let's do this thing.

SEVERAL HOURS LATER
(Totally not months, seriously)

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Ugh...

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"You ain't goin' nowhere kid."

"Yeah."

"Totally"

"Sup?"

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Comments

  • brucebruce
    edited August 2008
    Read what's written on your placard. It doubtless has helpful advice.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited August 2008
    Punch the ground with such amazing force that it bounces them up into the stalactites above them.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited August 2008
    Steal their hats!
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited August 2008
    Serephel wrote: »
    Punch the ground with such amazing force that it bounces them up into the stalactites above them.

    They are perched under those stalactites almost too perfectly. It'd be a shame not to bash the ceiling real good and rain some pointy-stone-death upon the pointy-hatted gremlins.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited August 2008
    I was just about to suggest what X suggested. So I second it!
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited August 2008
    Give yourself in.
  • mariomario
    edited August 2008
    Place your foot upon the first pointy-hatted fellow, then swing your hammer at him croquet-style.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited August 2008
    Show them your wang!
  • DrastickBlowDownDrastickBlowDown
    edited August 2008
    I second that! Show them your wang!
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited August 2008
    Thirded! Get to the wang flashing!
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited August 2008
    There will be no wang in my adventure!
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited August 2008
    Well shit, I'm out of here then.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited August 2008
    As a stick figure, it's obvious that he's already naked.
  • deku12345deku12345
    edited August 2008
    Show them your ass!

    I kid. I say check your inventory and use whatever you have on your person to defeat them MacGuyver style!
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited August 2008
    Inventory's empty (save the hammer), I'm not going to draw it.

    I'll update in a bit.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited August 2008
    He shoulda kept the bandage then.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited August 2008
    Find the girl and have her show them her boobs!
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited August 2008
    So is this the hammer guy coming back to life?
  • brucebruce
    edited August 2008
    Like in the Madness series!
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited August 2008
    Mish42 wrote: »
    So is this the hammer guy coming back to life?
    You're making assumptions.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited August 2008
    Right, he could eb a zombie.

    or it could be the main character who somehow ended up alone after the girl left with hamer guy's lifeless body. Notice the head bandages.
  • MrCheezeMrCheeze
    edited September 2008
    ...Or he just didn't die.

    Ask, "why not?"
  • shakeycatshakeycat
    edited September 2008
    Are we still voting for the wang? Because I vote Yes.
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited September 2008
    You should first start an battle of witty comebacks, the loser being the one who can't think of something clever to say in a comfortable amount of time. If you happen to be the loser... you have no choice but to go all matrix-y and swing the hammer around in circles like Neo did the first time he was fighting all of those Agent Smith guys.
    Edit! If you happen to win the argument, they can't do anything but let you pass, AND give you information about where you should be going and why! I'd try to outwit them.
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited September 2008
    You should just use an item cleverly named "The Wang."
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited September 2008
    I'm pretty sure this isn't Hammer Guy, unfortunately...
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited September 2008
    I'm thinking if it were hammer guy, the text would have been the bluish green color. I'm guessing it's back to our main hero... I could be wrong though!
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited September 2008
    mario wrote: »
    Place your foot upon the first pointy-hatted fellow, then swing your hammer at him croquet-style.
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    Drooling Iguana wrote: »
    Steal their hats!
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    OPTIONS
    (Choose one of the following, and why)

    1. Infiltrate the Mole King's Lair, try to find the redhead that led us into that trap, confront her.

    2. Infiltrate the Mole King's Lair, try to find the Mole King, confront him.

    3. Infiltrate the Mole King's Lair, try to find a way out, blow this popsicle stand.
  • QueenQuinlinQueenQuinlin
    edited September 2008
    #1

    REVENGE!!!!! REVENGE WILL BE MINE!
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited September 2008
    Infliltrate the Mole King's Lair, try to find the redhead that led us into that trap, confront her. It's obvious that she's had a change of heart, and it would do her a disservice to just leave her to her fate. Besides, her help might be useful in the inevitable confrontation with the Mole King.

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