The Ultimate Poll: To Settle All Polls

edited September 2008 in General
It's the end of the world. There's only one way to save it. That's to pick the right poll option. This is an extreme poll of life-saving capabilities. There are 5 options. You have 30 seconds before the man animals attack. Which one do you choose?
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    Oh god OH GOD I DON'T KNOW.
  • edited September 2008
    You people are all STUPID! You're not picking the right one! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
  • edited September 2008
    Choose four, it's italicized fools, it's the only way!
  • edited September 2008
    I choose...

    B.) The answer is always C.

    (If I was making a test I would totally have options like that.)
  • edited September 2008
    THANK GOD!!!! I happen to have a d6 right here, now lets see... 4...

    FOUR IS THE THE AWESOME NUMBER OF COOLNESS!!!!
  • edited September 2008
    What if you had rolled a 6?
  • edited September 2008
    I specifically told it to only choose from the choices given…
    P_-
  • edited September 2008
    You're all fools! Clearly the correct choice is 5.

    Clearly!
  • edited September 2008
    NoLonger wrote: »
    Choose four, it's italicized fools, it's the only way!

    It's only italicized because it's the one YOU picked. You've now revealed yourself to be one of the idiots who are going to doom us all! Crap, even a deaf, dumb and blind kid could tell that we must choose THREE. FOR THE GOOD OF THE BELT.
  • edited September 2008
    CHOOSE FOUR! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
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    I chose 1, because when most people are confronted with blind choices like this, they seldom pick 1.
  • edited September 2008
    The only real choice is to not make a choice.
  • edited September 2008
    LIES!!! 3
  • edited September 2008
    3 all the way (not that I know the answer).
  • edited September 2008
    CHOOSE FOUR! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!

    CONNECTICUTIANS THINK ALIKE! PICK 4 OR WE'LL ALL BE POOR!

    Wait, I picked 2.
  • edited September 2008
    You should have had the slogan end with something that rhymes with "-like." You haven't convinced me I voted wrong at all.

    And Carter, you don't know what the answer is?? How will we know whether we have any chance of surviving?? And then, if you really have no idea which is which, does it really matter which one we choose???
  • edited September 2008
    Did I not mention the fucking MAN ANIMALS?
  • edited September 2008
    you did! But they're the ones attacking, not choosing! If they are in fact choosing, you should have specified that in the beginning! But if they are deciding that means we're doomed either way, which means this thread is completely useless as far as our attempts of survival!
  • edited September 2008
    Mish42 wrote: »
    which means this thread is completely useless as far as our attempts of survival!

    UNLESS WE PICK FOUR!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!!!!22!!
  • edited September 2008
    Options 1,3,4, and 5 are all justifiably good picks, and could save the day.

    BUT WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD CHOOSE OPTION 2!?!?! Choosing option 2 would be like proclaiming that you have no friends, smell bad, and kick puppies. If any of you picked option two, you should be ashamed and embarrassed! YOU SICK 2 CHOOSING BASTARDS!! I look at you lower than dirt.

    EDIT: Er, I mean 5. FIVE IS A SICK AND DISGUSTING CHOICE!! If you picked five, you are stupid and dumb at the same time.
  • edited September 2008
    See, the problem is the right answer is almost certainly Option 1.

    Ironiclly the only person who voted 1 so far is the only person far enough away to possibly be safe.
  • edited September 2008
    I voted 2.
  • edited September 2008
    Can we choose a sixth-party candidate?
  • edited September 2008
    Only if you wish you earn the scorn of all the other options.
  • edited September 2008
    Psh, you're just throwing your vote away if you vote for an outside candidate.
  • edited September 2008
    No he's not! Every vote counts! Vote or Die, bitch!
  • edited September 2008
    If this poll settles all polls, does that mean we have a new State Comptroller? WHAT ABOUT THE ZOMBIES!
  • edited September 2008
    Guise, I'm scared of this poll now. I voted for Option three, but now I want to vote for Option one! What do I do now?
  • edited September 2008
    YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • edited September 2008
    OPTION FOUR 4 EVAR