Did you know that if you kill 255 dinosaurs in the dinosaur forest in the World of Ruin you can resurrect General Leo?
No, you dumbass, that's only a small portion of it. You first have to fly around Kefka's tower 255 times, counterclockwise, and then go to the dinosaur forest. Every encounter has a 1:255 chance of being a Golden Brachiosaur. Kill 255 of those with Umaro at level 1 unequipped entirely but with the spell Ultima, and General Leo is revived.
No, you dumbass, that's only a small portion of it. You first have to fly around Kefka's tower 255 times, counterclockwise, and then go to the dinosaur forest. Every encounter has a 1:255 chance of being a Golden Brachiosaur. Kill 255 of those with Umaro at level 1 unequipped entirely but with the spell Ultima, and General Leo is revived.
Then you find out that he was boffing Aeris the whole time and is so pissed at you for resurrecting him that he refuses to join your party and deletes all your savegames.
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Pikablue WAS real though! He just turned out to be Marill.
No, you dumbass, that's only a small portion of it. You first have to fly around Kefka's tower 255 times, counterclockwise, and then go to the dinosaur forest. Every encounter has a 1:255 chance of being a Golden Brachiosaur. Kill 255 of those with Umaro at level 1 unequipped entirely but with the spell Ultima, and General Leo is revived.