I SEE A PATTERN HERE... ARE DARWIN AWARDS TRUE DARWIN AWARDS IF THERE WAS A LOT OF ALCOHOL INVOLVED? I THOUGHT THE BEST STORIES OF DARWIN AWARDS WERE JUST OF STUPID PEOPLE, NOT STUPID AND/OR COMPLETELY WASTED PEOPLE.
A Darwin Award is awarded to a person who by his own actions has done his part to contribute to the development of the human gene pool by removing his own genes from it.
Normally it is awarded to people who have had fantastically insane deaths or accidents, but there have been a few awards for people who have destroyed their ability to breed. I vaguely remember one about two drunk guys hurting themselves to show how tough they were, and one guy shot his own balls. But I might be mixing two separate stories together, so I'm not sure.
Does it count as a Darwin award if, rather than render themselves physically unable to breed, they instead prevent their own breeding by filming themselves being complete idiots and posting the resulting video on YouTube for all to see, thereby eliminating any chances they might have once had of attracting a mate?
The only criteria is to eliminate ones genes from the gene pool. If videotaping it and putting it on Youtube successfully results in his inability to breed ever again, then yes, it is a Darwin Award; most notably a Darwin Award that has kept up with technology.
Does it count as a Darwin award if, rather than render themselves physically unable to breed, they instead prevent their own breeding by filming themselves being complete idiots and posting the resulting video on YouTube for all to see, thereby eliminating any chances they might have once had of attracting a mate?
Have we also destroyed all the booze in the world?
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Normally it is awarded to people who have had fantastically insane deaths or accidents, but there have been a few awards for people who have destroyed their ability to breed. I vaguely remember one about two drunk guys hurting themselves to show how tough they were, and one guy shot his own balls. But I might be mixing two separate stories together, so I'm not sure.
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